using the powers of the dragon balls my friends wish me back to life :speak_cool: and they also wish blah was dead my hill i also create an under ground bunker system with a self destruct button guarded by robots with highly sensitive senses
just before the gorog crushes me scotty beams me up to the enterprise where i mock u for putting on a rad suit for depleted uranium then i beam back down to earth and nuke the hill then i control an identical hill that is 50 miles away from it (i dont bother claiming the crater) and set up a deflector shield with 50 elites that have energy swords in it so thus i control the hill
using my awesome powers to control space and time i escape from chuck norris's kick and go back in time to when blahblahblah was just a baby and kill him then i go back to the present in the alternate time-line so there aren't Blah clones on the hill thus i control the hill. i also put fortifications made of depleted uranium that has MAC cannons and highly trained snipers
al0ex1234 lay siege to Kaido's castle with an army of undead solder for seven days until Kaido's guards revolt and disband. now it is my hill i also reinforce the castle and lay out a sophisticated network of traps and false entrances to stop any one from entering