Banned for not keeping up with the spam.

Banned for not keeping up with me

Banned cause i need to as i will get me through the weekend

Banned for assuming I would allow you to have a weekend

Banned for not giving him the weekend

Banned cause i'm back

Banned for leaving me with the bird 

Banned for not updating my EIEIO the split second after i post my update

Banned for not banning me the split second I ban you 

Banned cause i am hyper procrastinating

Banned because I love procrastinating 

banned for reasons

Banned for not giving me a reason to ban me

Banned for taking so long to ban me

Banning ME for taking so long? Look at the time difference between the first and second post on this page. Now look at the second and third post.

Banned for trying to ban me with a reason you would be banned for

Banned cause i was hoping you didn't notice

Banned for thinking I wouldn't notice something like that

Banned by the spainsh inquisition

Banned because the Spanish Inquisition would've probably killed me

Banned cause they would probably kill me to

Banned for bringing up the Spanish inquisition in the first place.

Banned cause i had it stuck in my head as was watching monty python

Banned because what's monty python?

Banned cause i didn't want to leave you hanging

Banned for making me make you feel old