banned for invoking Godwin's Law

banned for failing to follow links when others are trying to help you

banned for assuming that I live in America

Banned for eating the packet on the pepperoni.

banned for napping on the job

banned for waking me from my nap

banned for napping

banned for kidnapping

Banned for spamming.

banned for making me say to myself "oh god, another unoriginal banning"

Banned for thinking he was original.

banned for referring to yourself in the 3rd person

Banned for using the word "wanker" in your avy.

Phish declares you banned for banning someone for referring to themselves in the third person

banned for nonsense in your post

banned for increasing the disorder of the universe

banned for failing to appreciate the chaos theory of nature

banned for bringing up the chaos theory

banned for failing to appreciate the chaos theory of nature

 

banned for being a nerd

banned for being epically ironic

banned for also being a geek

banned for banning

banned for banning a banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned someone for his boring reason

banned for banning a banner who banned a banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned another banner who banned someone for his boring reason