Banned for too much spamming

Banned for being a slow spammer

Banned for not being online

Banned for being too slow at spamming

Banned because...................................................................................... I'm Batman.

Banned because doesn't spam a lot

Banned for having an aqua name. My pink looks a lot cooler than yours!

Banned for being a cadet

Banned for holding so many positions at once 

Banned for being one thing

Banned for letting this divine thread rot in the second page of Forum Games 

Banned for complaining

Banned for listening

Banned for nothing

Banned because u knoe nuthin jun snuw

Banned because you are a noob

Banned for being so wise. You're like the Dalai Lama of IRON

Banned for that Game of Thrones reference

Banned for being a god

Banned because I just know you're visiting Master Master Samus' dirty websites 

Banned for being a hoe

Banned for offering big bucks for my booty 

I slayed a god, I ain't one.

 

Banned for having 0 souls baptized

Banned for being in alpha

Banned for posting in Alpha even though you're in echo.

 

Also, my CO still hasn't acknowledged my existence lol