cuz of yer mom

 

why do the adirondacks suck?

Because they're a piss poor excuse for a mountain range.

 

Why am I really ****in ****faced right now?

because you drank a boat load of lard

 

why doesn't that make sense?

because you made it...

 

why do the clouds look like cotton

because they are made of white stuff

 

why am i so tired?

because you aren't filly awake

 

why is snow white?

because it's painted that way before it leaves the clouds

 

why do I work nights on the weekends?

because you want money

 

why do burns hurt?

It has something to do with shame leaving the body.

 

What's up with the moon?

its in the sky

 

why are clouds depressing?

so emo bands have inspiration

 

why is there air?

because it's warm

 

why do drunk people annoy me so much?

because they ran over your dog

 

Which celebrity would you invite to a dinner party and why?

jennifer love hewit because she thinks i'm so sexy

 

why do so many hippies live in the mountains?

because they want to be high

 

If you are an underwear, what type of underwear would you like to be and what color or design? Explain.

i wouldn't be an underwear because sometimes people don't wear it

 

if a radio keeps going dead is it time to buy a new one?

No, it's time to pay your power bill more regularly.

 

Why don't you pay your power bill?

What if I didn't pay it because you said you would?

Then you may be too trusting.

 

How many pieces of pie can you eat in one sitting?

Zero.

 

Cake or Death?

cake

 

how many rooms does the resort I work at have?

42

 

Where did I get that number from?

all i know is your missing a little over 500 rooms in your count

 

why are there so many rooms?

they had a lot of doors and they thought that having more rooms would be a good use for them

 

 

Why is the morning such an evil thing?

It lost an arm-wrestling match with the afternoon to be the nicest part of the day.

 

what's with all the rain?