Ok so the topic explains most of it

Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it hates the color black.

 

Ok so i will start this off:

 

Why did i restart this thread?

Becuase you have no life and nothing better to do.

 

Is that true?

If answer =true, than Raritan=HANK

 

Overlord Lukey are blamed?

!blame OverlordLukey

 

Yes?

NO!

 

I can has cookie?

/me eats a cookie.

 

Who wants a cookie?

I no want cookie (THAT's a stupid answer )

 

Where's Waldo?

waldo is where he is.

 

If i am where i am where are you?

Nowhere/now here

 

A/s/l?

Aids/Soa/Lupus

 

I had good reply?

Where is a good question.

 

What should we do when we are under attack?

duck and ask for white flags

 

You liked my a/s/l reply?

You meant Arrogant Sick Loser?

 

I am bored, what should we do?

stand on your head

 

do I love stuff?

Yeah, stuffed animals right?

 

What does LOL stand for?

Lupus of Lipis

 

I made sence?

You are highly aware of your sensitivity level.

 

So, what are we going to do now? Lupus of Lipis?

Eat a cookie.

 

Where's the cookie?

it's in my cat's bowl.

 

why am i posting here??

Because you're not posting over there.

 

What is a shmahorgingdlad?

it's a theory that says that we actually have aliens in our brains and we don't know it.

 

why do i like to watch a teapot boil??

Because you don't like watching a coffee pot's acne.

 

Why is there a webcam on the floor?

because your pet flea found a mate online.

 

why do i want to pick a fight so much lately?

Because you never learned how to pick flowers.

 

Why do I have a good memory?

because you were beaten with a ugly fish.

 

why am i owning 7 pets right now??