January 24, 201115 yr comment_367407 A flying Delorian. How do you keep a rhinocerous from charging? Report
January 24, 201115 yr comment_367444 The secretion by the adrenal medulla of the catecholamines, epinephrine, and norepinephrine, and by the adrenal cortex of glucocorticoids provides a sympathetic system effect that mobilizes the body for immediate action. Why do I have a sudden craving for rollmops? Report
January 24, 201115 yr comment_367452 Because it's late, and you're exhausted. Why does sushi taste so darned good? Report
January 24, 201115 yr comment_367456 That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked, ask your mother How can people think Family Guy is superior to South Park? Report
January 24, 201115 yr comment_367623 Yes, about as much as I like sprinkle donuts. What should I do today? Report
January 24, 201115 yr comment_367647 Student Services... or China. How much is my left kidney worth? Report
January 24, 201115 yr comment_367690 3 fidee Has anyone tasted the Chinese delicacy tiger penis soup? Report
January 25, 201115 yr comment_367763 I only partake of Chinese foods prior to 6pm. What would happen if you tied a toaster to a palm tree? Report
January 25, 201115 yr comment_367766 The palm tree would fall down. How about those scuba divers? Report
January 25, 201115 yr comment_367776 Scuba divers are pussies, snorkel ftw Why is a mouse when it spins? Edited January 25, 201115 yr by Count Rhinehart Report
January 25, 201115 yr comment_367792 Because it has to, or it will die. Why couldn't the farmer find his tractor yesterday? Report
January 25, 201115 yr comment_367794 To Foggy Why does water weigh so much? But there in the clouds floating across the sky. Report
January 25, 201115 yr comment_368075 Because they're hanging from a string attached to the moon. Why do they make spandex in XXL sizes? Report
January 26, 201115 yr comment_368489 For pure entertainment purposes. Why can't I eat with my elbows on the table? Report
January 26, 201115 yr comment_368521 Because your feet would get jealous and want to be on the table, too. Why should you "drink the water"? Report
January 26, 201115 yr comment_368619 Because to not drink the water would cause you exscruciating agony When is the best time to do a raindance? Report
January 27, 201115 yr comment_368662 :wink2: not sure? How would you make pie crust Edited January 27, 201115 yr by Florence Report
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