Ok so the topic explains most of it

Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it hates the color black.

 

Ok so i will start this off:

 

Why did i restart this thread?

It's elementary, dear Panda, elementary

 

Why am I confused?

Because you drank the Kool-Aid.

 

Why should you never, ever drink the Kool-Aid?

Because the Kool-Aid is made from the water. And you should not drink the water!

 

Where is the best place to eat food with your feet?

The IRON cafeteria.

 

When a baby cries is it sad?

No

 

Is violence the answer?

Only when my fist is asking the questions.

 

What would happen if you ate mentos and diet coke?

ur head wud like totallie exepelode!

 

What would happen if dolphins learned how to use nuclear weapons?

the US would make them sign the nuclear arms act.

 

What would you do if, i smothered your head in peanut butter and left you buried in the ground with only your head sticking out?

Feel stupid.

 

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

All the time, but especially after eating chicken.

 

Do you ever ponder what would happen if every person on the planet released a single helium balloon at the exact same time?

The earth would come to a grinding halt and implode.

 

Why didn't dinosaurs go to the moon?

They couldn't build a rocket big enough to fit all of them.

 

Why don't we eat more fish?

because many people are fussy eaters.

 

why are my legs going numb?

Because they are going numb.

 

Why are some animals furry?

Because there is mold growing on them.

 

Why don't you have a pet meerkat?

Because I would rather eat one.

 

What is the meaning of our existance?

We're meant to grow a cyber nation and fight other strangers nations to regret it later when your future son asks you about your past.

 

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

Edited February 18, 201115 yr by rTypo

One word. Size.

 

Why do cars move?

Because they have wheels.

 

Why is water wet?

Because God made it so, only for the "lulz".

 

Why do people listen to music?

Because it sure beats listening to static!

 

Why did I turn off my TV?

Justin bieber movie trailer was on

 

but then who was phone?

anax was.

 

Why go into the cupboard?

Because it's lonely out of the closet, isn't it?

42.

 

Where do tornadoes go?