February 23, 201115 yr comment_378624 I took it. How come I accidentally the WHOLE fleshlight? Report
February 23, 201115 yr comment_378652 because you could. Where does mountain dew get collected? Report
February 23, 201115 yr comment_378781 It condences on the buttcrack of an alpine German lass and is collected by naked choir boys who carry it in cupped hands on a 3000 mile pilgramige route to Mount Arrarat where it bottled If I comes before E except after C, why is it spelled 'weird'? Edited February 23, 201115 yr by Count Rhinehart Report
February 24, 201115 yr comment_378892 675847.6 Why doesn't NASA just accept that they'll never actually be able to fly to the sun? Report
February 24, 201115 yr comment_379012 Because they are determined. I would like to be the first man to walk on the surface of the sun. Why is black darker than white? Report
February 25, 201115 yr comment_379166 because chuck norris said so. Why am i the class dunce? http://serve.mysmiley.net/confused/confused0058.gif Report
February 25, 201115 yr comment_379283 Because you spend too much time spamming here Why do I date so many hot chicoritas? Report
February 26, 201115 yr comment_379421 Because you have awesome Purple hair! Why is it i spend soo much time spamming here? Report
February 27, 201115 yr comment_379660 Because if you spam people's email accounts, they will find you terribly annoying. Why do I get so sick to my stomach every time I eat cake? Report
February 28, 201115 yr comment_379944 It is the cake's revenge. If teachers taught then do preachers praught? Report
February 28, 201115 yr comment_380048 Become one, youll know. Why are you drinking racist coffee? Report
February 28, 201115 yr comment_380092 I dont drink racist coffee. They usually taste like dirt. If a=b and b=c but a=/= c. What happens? Edited February 28, 201115 yr by Angel Cruz dela Sant Report
February 28, 201115 yr comment_380166 You've done a wrong calculation somewhere. What happens if i welcome Angel to IRON in a minute...? Report
February 28, 201115 yr comment_380206 He'll probably be happy. What happens if I get sucked into the sun? Report
March 1, 201115 yr comment_380387 you'll get really warm, real quick. What happens if i tell chuck Norris he's a big fat ..........................................................AH!!!!!!................................ Report
March 1, 201115 yr comment_380458 I think that question has allready been answered with a roundhouse kick to the face. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? Report
March 1, 201115 yr comment_380533 How much wood is equal to how many seashells she sold that day by the seashore/ by how many pickled pepper Peter Piper picked that day. Wood= seashells/pickled peppers. If I am stuck between a rock and a hardplace where's the door? Report
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