March 2, 201115 yr comment_380810 In your mind's eye. What is the velocity of a swallow travelling through the air with a coconut carried in it's beak? Report
March 2, 201115 yr comment_380812 In your mind's eye. What is the velocity of a swallow travelling through the air with a coconut carried in it's beak? It depends. If it's tired the answer is 42. If it's energized and has just started the trip the answer's >9000. Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush? Report
March 2, 201115 yr comment_380819 If the girl is enjoying it, yes. How dodgy can you make your next answer? Report
March 2, 201115 yr comment_380842 I don't know. It depends on the question, time of day, and how I feel during reply. How much is (pi X e) / googol? Report
March 3, 201115 yr comment_381062 I believe the answer is a flying fish raised to the 5th power. How many hot dogs can a hot dog eating champ eat? Report
March 3, 201115 yr comment_381097 not as many as me. Would you.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc&feature=related ...with him/her? Report
March 7, 201115 yr comment_381975 Nope. I'm even lazier. If you are what you eat, then what are you? Report
March 7, 201115 yr comment_382059 Bloated. Nah, i'm a mustard chicken, on a baked potato, covered in broccoli and green beans. What is your favorite vegetable? Report
March 8, 201115 yr comment_382307 I'm living the English dream. Have you heard the calling of the "Manifest Destiny"? Report
March 8, 201115 yr comment_382341 I don't manifest myself into destinities. If beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, then where is the brains? Report
March 9, 201115 yr comment_382416 Zombies ate them. Why are people so frightened of zombies, anyway? Report
March 9, 201115 yr comment_382558 because people realize that we're zombies in the way we live our lives. It's just, they're not afraid of doing what they love. Which is eating brains. Why are people afraid of spiders? Report
March 9, 201115 yr comment_382591 Because when we're sleeping, the spiders will crawl into our mouths, down our throats, and into our stomachs, where they will hatch their egg sacs of hundreds of baby spiders who will then devour our organs until we die. At least, that is what I tell my kids. Do dragons like to eat jalapeños? Edited March 9, 201115 yr by Mocha Canela Report
March 10, 201115 yr comment_382891 No. If dragons were to eat jalapenos then a chain reaction would occur. The end of such a reaction would be the equivalent of throwing a burning stick of TNT into a warehouse full of more TNT. Why do you exist? Report
March 12, 201115 yr comment_383449 Becuase music soothes the savage beast. What music do you enjoy? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383706 That qustion requires an essay. CBA. Where does the galaxy Mars situate? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383861 Inside a ball which is attached to a collar around my Golden Retriever's neck. Why did my team lose at soccer today? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383892 Because the other team is bad. Why did a bridge in Japan get a double kill on two boats? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383913 Because the Japanese suck. Why did the earthquake in Japan happen? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383919 Because of Godzilla, silly! When will the next big earthquake strike here in California? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383931 It will happen in May. That's when the rapture is supposed to happen. Are you a girl? Report
March 13, 201115 yr comment_383936 I was last time I checked! *checks again, just to be sure.* Yep! Whew! Are you a boy? Report
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