Ok so the topic explains most of it

Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it hates the color black.

 

Ok so i will start this off:

 

Why did i restart this thread?

The usual: chefs that battle in an arena using scripts and who already know the secret ingredient in order to plan a five course meal in advance of the show's taping.

 

What are you listening to right now?

Conspiracy theories

 

Where were you on the night of the twelfth?

Wherever I needed to be.

 

Do you happen to have ties with organized crime?

Only on Tuesdays

 

You're not a Cop, are you?

I'm only a cop when I need to get out of a sticky situation.

 

What makes the sky blue?

Aliens

 

Can you define "to" for me?

It's attributing movement/action to a place/object

 

What else do you request?

a pizza

 

did you see that?!?!?

Yes, yes I did.

 

Am I back from a spamming lull?

sure, as long as the plow doesn't hit the house

 

how many IRONers speak something other than english?

Probably many.

 

Who does?

Don't quote me on that, but I believe you got a whole ****load of dragons.

 

Amirite?

Sure, why not?

 

What?

I have lots of dragons is what he was talking about

Of course.

 

Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum?

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I don't know.

 

Lolwut?

Lolrite

 

Where be the spam?

Ten miles that way.

 

Does he believe it?

Abraham Lincoln does.

 

Problem solved, amirite?

NO U

 

Wut?

Oh, hello.

 

Manchester United will rule the world?

No

 

Who arth thou?

Thou art Shakespeare

 

The Patriots rock football, no?

No

 

Who are you?

i am the one with something from somewhere

 

why does holyomgida have so many dragons?