Ok so the topic explains most of it

Example:

Why is the sky blue?

Because it hates the color black.

 

Ok so i will start this off:

 

Why did i restart this thread?

Ask him.

 

Do you hate feminists?

Only if they steal my cigarettes.

 

Where are they going?

To Narnia

 

Who is Homer?

One of my dragons... which I get because they get lots of views.

 

Why is spamming so awesome.

Because of llamas!!!!

 

Are llamas cuddly?

No of course not.

 

Why do they spit in my eye?

Because they don't love you.

 

Are dolphins ebil?

they eat food

 

how many nations fought in the dope war?

Lots

 

Where you one?

Yeah, I accidentally air raided your nation.

 

All are your base to us belong?

no

 

how much does the internet weigh?

heavily on nerds, nothing to most folks.

 

Eggs. Brown or white?

Why you making me racist? White!

 

Sex or Chocolate in Switzerland

Sex.

 

What happens when I push this shiny red button?

Don't touch that... unless you want to get sucked into a wormhole and suddenly end up in a galaxy far, far away.

 

Does this avvy make me look fat?

No, your fat makes you look fat.

 

If you could go back in time to any war in our previous history with a few warehouses filled with automatic weapons, ammo, and explosives, which Army would you train?

The Assyrians, except I don't know where their capital city is! HELP!

 

According to Herodotus, where is Cinnamon Land located?

Ninevah and Ashur, no? Just roll with Ninevah.

 

Where Bacchus was nursed.

 

 

If I need sleep, why am I up?

Because you like to spam.

 

Why don't more people use IRC?

A herring says so

 

why is the world so cruel?

Because I rule it.

 

How do you divide 1 by 0 ?

With a calculator.

 

What will I make for supper tonight?

Ask your wife.

 

What air goes into a can duster?

Non flammable, I hope.

 

Does any one use can dusters?

sure, they are great for killing off aliens

 

if you put 2 people in a lake which one will make it back to shore 1st?