March 24, 200917 yr comment_7264 don't know, but all the politicians smell like farm animals. Would you rather eat spam or throw it? Report
March 24, 200917 yr comment_7266 Depends on what I'm trying to kill, myself or my target... Opossum, is it what's for dinner? Report
March 24, 200917 yr comment_7312 No, the q is silent. Is it time for me to catch up on my spam? Report
March 25, 200917 yr comment_7572 No, It's time to fill your pants with smelt and sing "God Save the Queen". Is there something wrong with my brain? Report
March 25, 200917 yr comment_7605 No, the rocks are still all in place in your head. Why do I even bother to answer ? Report
March 25, 200917 yr comment_7609 You MUST pay the rent! I can't pay the rent! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Why did the dolphins stop talking to me? Report
March 25, 200917 yr comment_7619 Because the fish sandwich you ate last week had dolphin meat in it. http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/bigemo_harabe_net-01.gif Why is the ground down and the sky up ? Edited March 25, 200917 yr by LionHawk Report
March 25, 200917 yr comment_7648 Because birds gotta swim and fish gotta fly. What sponk the wazzy drongo? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_7821 A crowd.Who in the world am I? Why is that such a great puzzle? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_7824 Your a spec in the univers. Why are the smallest organisms the most powerful? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_7863 Because they are God. What juice did Jesus drink? Edited March 26, 200917 yr by Ivan V Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_7899 Tequila of course. Which should I choose? Paper or Marmalade? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_7999 pizza with some cream cheese topping how many spam cans make up a car? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_8090 Cos they like to float and have an easy entry to the G spot.. what did the dick tell the bumb? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_8169 I need to pee so stand straight and stop falling How come the US puts so much money in the space program and in dog food? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_8183 because space has cookies!!! did you know that if you take 7 cows, 3 pigs, and 4 buns you could have a BBQ? Report
March 26, 200917 yr comment_8185 Of course!! They all like carrots! Now why does bugs bunny like carrots? Report
March 27, 200917 yr comment_8258 because daffy don't who does not like food? Edited March 27, 200917 yr by StockHunter Report
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