May 27, 201214 yr comment_511553 How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem. How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier. A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The instructions on the bottle said:1. Wet hair2. Apply shampoo3. Lather4. Rinse5. Repeat Edited May 27, 201214 yr by dizzyheights Report
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