September 5, 201115 yr comment_435046 Was told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder. Edited September 5, 201115 yr by Rand0m her0 Report
September 5, 201115 yr comment_435059 Yo momma so fat she gotta use a boomerang to put her belt on, oh snap! Report
September 6, 201115 yr comment_435329 Yo mamma so poor, when she find a cigarette on the ground, she say "Ohmygod thank the Lord, we can eat!" Report
September 10, 201115 yr comment_436577 Your momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Report
September 10, 201115 yr comment_436598 Yo mama so ugly, she looks at her face in the mirror and say "Damn look at that booty! Gonna bring all tha boys to tha yard!" Report
September 11, 201115 yr comment_436858 Yo momma so dumb she stared a bottle of orange juice because it said "concentrate." Report
September 11, 201115 yr comment_436896 Yo mama so dumb she tried to buy walls at Wal-Mart. Edited September 11, 201115 yr by Ivan V Report
September 11, 201115 yr comment_436914 Your mother is so dumb she studied for a drug test! Your mother is so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! Your mother is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Your mother is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Your mother is so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Edit: Was just talking to a friend playing my Wii and he added this - Your mother is so fat, she looked up cheats of Wii Fit! Edited September 11, 201115 yr by Davian Thule Report
September 12, 201115 yr comment_437190 Yo mama so fat she got called in for the audition of Free Willy. Report
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