Sadly, I did not log the great Skype strangulation convo, so I don't have a whole lot of material... but come in and share greatest, funniest, weirdest and craziest conversations you've participated in! Bonus points if you hit all 4 categories!

 

Go, go, go!

Check my spoiler for the strangulation convo.

[23:38] <Mastermind[sOS]> divine intervention got me laid once

[23:39] <Mastermind[sOS]> y u so clever

[23:39] <onbekende> your left hand found its way down south?

[23:39] <Mastermind[sOS]> ya

[23:39] <onbekende> blame NAH

[23:39] <onbekende> he fed me some chem

[23:39] <Mastermind[sOS]> Is he at Uni in Missouri?

[23:40] <onbekende> he is at an uni

[23:40] <onbekende> which or where I got no idea

[23:40] <onbekende> thou I believe he wanted to vacate missoure

[23:40] <Koolaid_Ken> universities suck

[23:40] <Koolaid_Ken>

[23:40] <onbekende> aint stude

[23:40] <Mastermind[sOS]> I see.

[23:40] <Mastermind[sOS]> What's he majoring in?

[23:40] <onbekende> skype thinks he is in St Louis

[23:40] <onbekende> believe it or not, enviromental engineering

[23:41] <onbekende> I laughed

[23:41] <onbekende> and american doing eco stuff

[23:41] <Koolaid_Ken> oh what

[23:41] <Koolaid_Ken> >_>

[23:41] <onbekende> thats like asking a chinese merchent to buy stuff on credit

[23:41] <onbekende> everyone laughs at the idea and buggers off

[[23:42] <Koolaid_Ken> **** the chinese

[23:42] <Koolaid_Ken> red commie bastards

[23:42] <onbekende> and you are?

[23:42] <onbekende> ooo .edu

[23:43] <onbekende> and you frown opun a guy going to uni

[23:43] <onbekende> hahahahaaha

[23:43] <onbekende> americans and there education

[23:43] <Koolaid_Ken>

[23:43] <Koolaid_Ken> >_>

[23:43] <Mastermind> their*

[23:43] <onbekende> you can teach flea's a circus trick before an american knows what way is up

 

I made some more comments about phazing and neutrino's, but thats above our heads

Now opening bidding for extracts from the Dorito Files!

Edited September 12, 201115 yr by Rand0m her0

if i had my other compy i would post it here lol

That's like asking a Chinese merchant to buy stuff on credit?

 

No, no, that's like asking a Chinese merchant what item is not counterfeited in their store.

<priya91> That's the problem with america, MM. You want God to handle your money problems

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> xD

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> I want God to handle all my problems.

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> I actually don't ask him about money. :>

* priya91 rolls her eyes

<priya91> I'll keep my comments to myself

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> More about school and my mom.

<Beau_Vine[iRON]> Please, share Priya

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> We have a mutual Aries understanding.

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]>

<priya91> I would rather not.

<DoctorDoc[MHA|MoIA]> Opinions are like buttholes

<priya91> yes, I shall respect or scorn MM's beliefs in private

<DoctorDoc[MHA|MoIA]> everyones got one, but a lot of them stink

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> ^

<Beau_Vine[iRON]> I kinda got that from second comment, but please nonetheless

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> @ both quite frankly

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> xD

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> So Bel, how long a time table do you have to heal?

<Belari> My own cutoff was today, and last night the thing opened up again

<Beau_Vine[iRON]> please, pretty please?

<Beau_Vine[iRON]> With furs on top

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> uranium*

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> not furs

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> How wide did it open up, Bel?

<Belari> I bled all over my sheets lol

<Mastermind[sOS-MoFA]> How...lovely.

<Beau_Vine[iRON]> first period, Belari? :>

<Belari> indeed

(...)

<Belari> LOL No, Beau.

Fodder

 

[23:18] <&Warmongrel> Don't feel bad. 98.99% of everyone never respond to me.

 

[23:19] <&Stagger_Lee> I respond to you Warmongrel <3

 

[23:19] <&Warmongrel> Stagger_Lee is part of the 1%. *Snickers*

 

[23:19] <&Stagger_Lee> NOOOOOOO D:

 

[23:20] <&Stagger_Lee> im sorry Warmongrel im going to have to ignore you from now on

 

[21:15] <%Auctor> Last time I fought a girl, she beat me to the ground and got all her friends to gang rape me.

 

23:48] <%Londo> WAIT

 

[23:48] <%Londo> WAIT

 

[23:48] <%Londo> he quit?!?!

 

[23:48] <%Londo> ****

 

[23:48] <~queenhailee[Olympus]> who quit what?

 

[23:55] <%J> who quit what

 

[23:57] <%CaoPai> yay, I'm not the only one confused

 

[23:57] <BigMacintosh> Thats a change of pace.

 

[23:58] <%CaoPai> That it is. You people are weird.

 

[23:58] <%Sigrun[CA]> Londo we all want to know, who quit what, and why do we care?

 

[00:00] <%Londo> TheMVP

 

[00:00] <%Londo> he quit IRC

 

[00:00] <%Londo> and I am sad because I wanted to talk to him

 

[00:00] <%Londo> as apparently he is now living within a few blocks of me

 

[00:00] <%Londo> and I can ooc attack him with ease

 

[00:00] <%Londo> WITH MY FISTS OF RIGHTEOUS FURYYYYYYY

 

[00:00] <%CaoPai> lol

 

[00:00] <Rudolph> Tech Raid him

 

[00:00] * Tezkat[Away] is now known as Tezkat

 

[00:01] <%Londo> punch him and take his cell phone?

 

[00:01] <%Sigrun[CA]> hmm a real life tech raid... walk over to his house, break in, start carting off his computer, telephone, tv..

 

[00:01] <Rudolph> Best thing you can do

 

[00:01] <Rudolph> And then

 

[00:01] <Rudolph> While you run off

 

[00:01] <Rudolph> Yell "Tech Raid"

 

[00:02] <%Londo> I shout "aggressive ground attack" as I punch him twice

 

[00:02] <%Londo> then I wait until 1AM EST

 

[00:02] <%Londo> and do it again.

 

[00:02] <%Londo> right after update.

 

[00:02] <%Sigrun[CA]> hahahah

 

[00:02] <~queenhailee[Olympus]> "Tech Raid Peace Sent"

 

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> jackie, please dont press the matter

 

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> damn you darth

 

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> we know youre gay <3

 

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> you interrupted

 

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> its ok

 

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]>

 

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> ninja'd

 

[00:51] <+[sleep]RnR|Jacklint> I think we have covered this before

 

[00:51] <+[sleep]RnR|Jacklint> I was gay for like two weeks once :|

 

[00:51] <+[sleep]RnR|Jacklint> IT WAS ONLY 2 WEEKS

 

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> LOL

 

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> did you suck your own dick?

 

[00:51] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> {

 

[00:51] <+[sleep]RnR|Jacklint> No ._.

 

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> there is no dick sampler pack jack

 

[00:51] <+blazerboy525> 2 weeks is not an option

 

[00:51] <+[sleep]RnR|Jacklint> Well I was gay for myself for like 7 years

 

[00:52] <+[sleep]RnR|Jacklint> ._.

 

[00:52] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> lmao

 

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> i dated a douche for 2 weeks

 

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> doesnt mean i only like douches xD

 

[00:52] <+Darth_Banana[RnR]> did you kick him in the nuts?

 

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> oh wait...

 

[00:52] <06%cello[ria]> been true so far LOL

 

[19:58] <~Balthier> I think i'm killing my pc.... everything is crashing, 1 at a time

 

[19:59] <&Ericus> the Balthier Virus

 

[19:59] * &Ericus goes to update his anti-virus

 

[19:59] <~Balthier> I always push my PC to the limit

 

[20:00] <&Ericus> you're to extreme....get a Mac

 

[20:00] <&Ericus>

 

[20:00] <&Ericus> >_>

 

[20:00] * &Ericus runs and hides

 

[20:00] <&Ericus> too*

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> it's why they don't last as long as other peoples, even though I practice good maintenance

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> ...

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> did

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> you

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> just

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> say

 

[20:00] <~Balthier> mac?

 

[20:00] <&Ericus> LOLOL

 

[20:01] <12&Warmongrel> XD

 

[20:01] <~Balthier> Assassinations are not my style, but I can adapt

 

[20:01] <~Balthier>

 

 

 

Yes. I am an IRC whore.

Double post.

Edited December 2, 201114 yr by Warmongrel

Submitted

 

[21:15] <%Auctor> Last time I fought a girl, she beat me to the ground and got all her friends to gang rape me.

to bash.org (link)

 

[00:51] <06%cello[ria]> jackie, please dont press the matter

I wonder if that meant me

Nah, it was Jacklint she was talking to. >_>