How to play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life..." (It doesn't necessarily have to be gives you) and then writes pretty much a question. Then you answer the question as creative or humorous as you like

 

EXAMPLE:

1st poster: If life gives you lemons...

2nd poster: You make lemonade

If life gives you a dog with three legs...

3rd poster: You give it a mars bar to use as a leg

If life nukes your nation...

 

I'll start:

 

If life gives your mother a mustache...

You give her a razor

 

If life make you homeless

You give her a razor

 

If life makes you homeless

You find a box and live in it

 

If life breaks down your car

You kick it a couple times and hope that fixes it.

 

If life eats your candy

You make life puke and eat the puke.

 

If life takes your girlfriend...

You bang your ex-girlfriend's mother.

 

If life give you an STD

You scream at your genitals until you are STD free

 

If life puts a hole in your trampoline...

you shoot life in the face.

 

If life becomes unfabulous...

You get life to go on Queer Eye For the Straight Guy

 

If life gives you an apple pie with a severed toe in it...

you put it back in the oven.

If life gives you a steak and you have no steak sauce

You add your own "special sauce"

If life is glass half full of crap it is...

You don't make a sick video about it and post it on the internet.

 

If life gives you a hassle...

Make a shake

If life gives you lemons make lemonade

 

If you are so inclinded you say what the heck do i do with these and have your engineers make a combustible lemon