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How to play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life..." (It doesn't necessarily have to be gives you) and then writes pretty much a question. Then you answer the question as creative or humorous as you like
EXAMPLE:
1st poster: If life gives you lemons...
2nd poster: You make lemonade
If life gives you a dog with three legs...
3rd poster: You give it a mars bar to use as a leg
If life nukes your nation...
I'll start:
If life gives your mother a mustache...
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If life gives you...
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Quicksand
, Oct 08 2011 09:31 AM
#1
Posted 08 October 2011 - 09:31 AM
24,380 Attacking + 12,195 Defending = 36,575 Casualties All in the name of IRON, FERRO CREDIMUS! Ranked #8,063 of 15,878 Nations (50.78%)
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#4
Posted 08 October 2011 - 10:52 PM
You find a box and live in it
If life breaks down your car
If life breaks down your car
24,380 Attacking + 12,195 Defending = 36,575 Casualties All in the name of IRON, FERRO CREDIMUS! Ranked #8,063 of 15,878 Nations (50.78%)
#5
Posted 13 October 2011 - 01:31 PM
reign of terror
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Steadfast
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You kick it a couple times and hope that fixes it.
If life eats your candy
If life eats your candy
Wars Fought
NpO x16
VE x4
Sparta x4
CCC x3
UPN x3
TLR x3
LSF x1
10 Nukes Eaten
#6
Posted 13 October 2011 - 01:36 PM
#7
Posted 13 October 2011 - 08:17 PM
Ivan V
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IRON Rose
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- Squadron:Kilo
You bang your ex-girlfriend's mother.
If life give you an STD
If life give you an STD
Ivan V, Emperor of The Empire of Yuzhnoye Primorye
#8
Posted 14 October 2011 - 05:38 AM
You scream at your genitals until you are STD free
If life puts a hole in your trampoline...
If life puts a hole in your trampoline...
24,380 Attacking + 12,195 Defending = 36,575 Casualties All in the name of IRON, FERRO CREDIMUS! Ranked #8,063 of 15,878 Nations (50.78%)
#10
Posted 22 October 2011 - 09:02 PM
You get life to go on Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
If life gives you an apple pie with a severed toe in it...
If life gives you an apple pie with a severed toe in it...
24,380 Attacking + 12,195 Defending = 36,575 Casualties All in the name of IRON, FERRO CREDIMUS! Ranked #8,063 of 15,878 Nations (50.78%)
#13
Posted 27 November 2011 - 06:04 AM
Warmongrel
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Wrought IRON
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You don't make a sick video about it and post it on the internet.
If life gives you a hassle...
If life gives you a hassle...
#15
Posted 13 January 2012 - 04:40 AM
Nerau
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- Foreign Diplomat
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IRONclad
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If life gives you lemons make lemonade
If you are so inclinded you say what the heck do i do with these and have your engineers make a combustible lemon
If you are so inclinded you say what the heck do i do with these and have your engineers make a combustible lemon
Pancho needs your prays its true but save a few for lefty too he did what he had to do and now he is growing old - Townes Van Zandt
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