October 8, 201115 yr comment_444278 How to play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life..." (It doesn't necessarily have to be gives you) and then writes pretty much a question. Then you answer the question as creative or humorous as you like EXAMPLE:1st poster: If life gives you lemons...2nd poster: You make lemonadeIf life gives you a dog with three legs...3rd poster: You give it a mars bar to use as a legIf life nukes your nation... I'll start: If life gives your mother a mustache... Report
October 8, 201115 yr Author comment_444414 You find a box and live in it If life breaks down your car Report
October 13, 201115 yr comment_445665 You kick it a couple times and hope that fixes it. If life eats your candy Report
October 13, 201115 yr comment_445666 You make life puke and eat the puke. If life takes your girlfriend... Report
October 13, 201115 yr comment_445742 You bang your ex-girlfriend's mother. If life give you an STD Report
October 14, 201115 yr Author comment_445814 You scream at your genitals until you are STD free If life puts a hole in your trampoline... Report
October 21, 201115 yr comment_447602 you shoot life in the face. If life becomes unfabulous... Report
October 22, 201115 yr Author comment_447971 You get life to go on Queer Eye For the Straight Guy If life gives you an apple pie with a severed toe in it... Report
October 23, 201115 yr comment_448185 you put it back in the oven.If life gives you a steak and you have no steak sauce Report
November 26, 201114 yr comment_456356 You add your own "special sauce"If life is glass half full of crap it is... Report
November 27, 201114 yr comment_457091 You don't make a sick video about it and post it on the internet. If life gives you a hassle... Report
January 13, 201214 yr comment_477719 If life gives you lemons make lemonade If you are so inclinded you say what the heck do i do with these and have your engineers make a combustible lemon Report
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