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The Most Glorious and Wonderful Nation of Arzlandia


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President Mudbrick

President Mudbrick

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  • CN Nation ID:489442
  • Souls Baptized:174,910
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(Please understand that all data was collected from citizens of the Nation of Arlandia, who obviously were terrified of insulting their "Grand Leader President Hoseknee Mudbrick, so the information provide below cannot be verified and all information herein is to be considered non-factual and provided under duress)




Nation Capital: Mudbrickiswonderfulistan
Eternal President: The Supreme, Righteous, Powerful, Handsome, Terrific-dancing, Gracious President, Hoseknee Mudbrick
Government Type: Mudbrickorship
Religion: Our great leader made the sun and the moon.
National Anthem: O', President Mudbrick, We Adore You, We Love you, We Think You're Swell

Total Citizens: BIllions. Literally, Billions, because people love President Mudbrick and would never leave or even think of tunneling out andwillmeetyouatthedocksatseventhirtypleasehaveaboatforrefugeesready. We all love it here!

Military:
Army:
10000000000000000 Highly trained soldiers. We've never seen them, but we're told they're there.
10000000000000000 Giant war mech robots piloted by trained dogs and children
1000000000000 Hostile Legumes
10000000000 Slight Angry ill-tempered badgers with really pointy sticks
Millions of tons of Yellow Cake Weapons Grade Uranium, but um, we just use that for um...for...uh...surprise birthday parties? Yeah. Suprise parties. That's it. And no, we can't have your inspectors over because...well...it would ruin the suprise! Yeah. That sounds right, doesn't it?
Plus, we have, like, a bazillion top secret super jets that can fly to outer space and back in seconds, and, uhhh, these tanks that can, uh, shoot invisible lasers that can blow up a star. Also, Mudbrick has killed millions of enemies just by smirking at them. So...look-out!

Holidays:
Everyday is "Thank you President Mudbrick" day, except for Sunday, which is "You're welcome for the awesomeness from President Mudbrick day."




(World fact book organizers have issued a travel advisory for Arlzandia, as so far no tourists to the country have ever left. this is reflected in the countries tourism advertisements: "Come to Arzlandia. You'll love it so much you'll never ever ever leave. Ever.")


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Edited by President Mudbrick, 30 April 2012 - 01:00 PM.

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