- I am tire of setting New Year's Resolution that's somewhat almost impossible to attain; therefore, here's my more realistic attainable New Year's resolution.

 

This year, I resolve to...

 

- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

 

- Stop exercising. It's a waste of time.

 

- Read less because it would make me think less.

 

- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

 

- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

 

- Spend more time at work to mainly surf on the net and FB, of course.

 

- Get in a whole NEW rut!

 

- Personal goal: bring back disco and 8 tracks.

 

- Create loose ends.

 

- Get more toys.

 

- Get further in debt.

 

- Stay off the International Space Station.

 

- Not swim with piranhas or sharks.

 

- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

 

- Wait around for opportunity.

 

- Focus on the faults of others.

 

- Mope about my faults.

 

- Never make New Year's resolutions again.

My resolution was to not get sober till 1/7

 

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

My resolutions are more just a continuation of current life goals.

 

1) Graduate

2) Get my money back from Spicer Haart Ltd (a crooked estate agent in the UK that are unfortunately also one of the largest)

3)Get a job

4)Continue to do regular exercise