- I am tire of setting New Year's Resolution that's somewhat almost impossible to attain; therefore, here's my more realistic attainable New Year's resolution.
This year, I resolve to...
- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. It's a waste of time.
- Read less because it would make me think less.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Spend more time at work to mainly surf on the net and FB, of course.
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Personal goal: bring back disco and 8 tracks.
- Create loose ends.
- Get more toys.
- Get further in debt.
- Stay off the International Space Station.
- Not swim with piranhas or sharks.
- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
- I am tire of setting New Year's Resolution that's somewhat almost impossible to attain; therefore, here's my more realistic attainable New Year's resolution.
This year, I resolve to...
- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. It's a waste of time.
- Read less because it would make me think less.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Spend more time at work to mainly surf on the net and FB, of course.
- Get in a whole NEW rut!
- Personal goal: bring back disco and 8 tracks.
- Create loose ends.
- Get more toys.
- Get further in debt.
- Stay off the International Space Station.
- Not swim with piranhas or sharks.
- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
- Wait around for opportunity.
- Focus on the faults of others.
- Mope about my faults.
- Never make New Year's resolutions again.