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[DannytheKing]

The godfather wants you dead, you are surrounded by his men. There is no escape and the godfather won't listen to your pleas or bribes. You have your own gun in your hand.

 

Also no reception, so no police. You're in a wharehouse.

[Duderonomy]

How would you restrain a person who was suffering from a severe episode of mental illness and therefore incapable of rationality, and in severe danger of hurting themselves or others around them?

With a loving hug of peace. No mental illness can resist the passion of my embrace, baby.

 

The godfather wants you dead, you are surrounded by his men. There is no escape and the godfather won't listen to your pleas or bribes. You have your own gun in your hand.

 

Also no reception, so no police. You're in a wharehouse.

If a wharehouse is anything like a whorehouse, there are already hippie chicks everywhere. The godfather and his men will be distracted by the sexy eye candy, allowing me to hide in a pile of condoms. Mafiosi always go unwrapped, so there's no chance they'll find me there. Eventually, they'll get their fill of love's sweet bounty and leave, drained but tranquil.

[DannytheKing]

What if you were a demigod and there was the minotaur infront of you

[Blade 619]

I will still claim one of your finest female hippies.

 

Self harm.

Suicide.

Rape.

Genital mutilation.

Vaccinations.

(Insert almost any drug you like here)

De-constructing the face of the playground bully with a hammer.

Forced sterilisation
My alarm clock technically causes me physical harm through interrupting my natural sleep and activating genes associated with heart disease, stress, dementia, cancer etc etc etc.

Boxing and other associated contact sports.

Sitting down (believe it or not, it's shortening your life).

 

I'm sure I'll think of more, but I'll let you get to work on those.

[Duderonomy]

What if you were a demigod and there was the minotaur infront of you

I'm already a demigod, so I'm well-qualified to answer this question. Get the minotaur a hefer and we'll both ride all night long.

 

I will still claim one of your finest female hippies.

 

Self harm.

Suicide.

Rape.

Genital mutilation.

Vaccinations.

(Insert almost any drug you like here)

De-constructing the face of the playground bully with a hammer.

Forced sterilisation
My alarm clock technically causes me physical harm through interrupting my natural sleep and activating genes associated with heart disease, stress, dementia, cancer etc etc etc.

Boxing and other associated contact sports.

Sitting down (believe it or not, it's shortening your life).

 

I'm sure I'll think of more, but I'll let you get to work on those.

I think I already owed you one from your last post, Blade, but didn't know if you wanted a chick or dude. I will post one of my finest chicks tonight.  As for the rest:

 

Self harm.

-No need for anyone to go all emo. Let the wacky tabacky sort this one out.

Suicide.

-Nothing is solved by suicide, man. Wacky tabacky prescriptions for everybody.

Rape.

-You must have been talking to Nettles. This is currently being solved by porn and cut-rate ladies of the night.

Genital mutilation.

-All natural is beautiful, baby. No need to go all hateful on the party-parts. No circumcision for both sexes.

Vaccinations.

(Insert almost any drug you like here)

-See previous post about no more medical gimmies since they don't intend to harm. I already owe you one for making me specify.

De-constructing the face of the playground bully with a hammer.

-No medical gimmies. Perform all the amateur plastic surgery you want.

Forced sterilisation

-I don't think we need to harsh on Dungeons & Dragons. That's voluntary.
My alarm clock technically causes me physical harm through interrupting my
natural sleep and activating genes associated with heart disease,
stress, dementia, cancer etc etc etc.

-Let the natural rhythms of the world guide you. Go to sleep at sundown, wake up at sunup. That sitcom isn't worth it. The hoes on TV aren't going to sleep with you, anyway.

Boxing and other associated contact sports.

-I'm all for alternative lifestyles, but spending all your spare time getting intimate with other dudes through violence is no way to live a life. Try a bong and a love circle if you're lonely.

Sitting down (believe it or not, it's shortening your life).

-Get up and dance. The whole world is your disco, dude.

[DannytheKing]

Your in the hunger games.

 

Your surrounded by dinosaurs.

 

Your batman and the joker is infront of you.

 

A gang fight.

 

Your in world war 2.

 

Wolverines has gone crazy.

[Duderonomy]

Blade 619, here's the hippie chick I owe you. Remember kids, hippie chicks don't wear bras. And I have a supply of hippie dudes for those that swing that way.

 

[Duderonomy]

Your in the hunger games.

 

Your surrounded by dinosaurs.

 

Your batman and the joker is infront of you.

 

A gang fight.

 

Your in world war 2.

 

Wolverines has gone crazy.

Your in the hunger games.

-If you have as much machismo as I do, they turn into the sexy games very quickly.

Your surrounded by dinosaurs.

-Any herbivore will stand passively while you take pictures. Just make sure to avoid any dino-terds.

Your batman and the joker is infront of you.

-I've answered this question before, but those two seriously need to get honest and make out. Did you feel the sexual tension in Dark Knight? Batman talking all low to Joker while Joker flirtaciously tosses his hair. The Dark Knight Rises, indeed.

A gang fight.

-If you've seen West Side Story, you know that any gang fight devolves into a dance number. Dancing is not violent. Unless you're twerking.

Your in world war 2.

-Live in Switzerland so you can make tons of money off the rest of the world fighting each other. Kinda like GPA.

Wolverines has gone crazy.

-Nothing can solve this problem. Not even violence.