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What is your porn name?

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There are various metrics for determining your porn name if you haven't come up with one on your own.

 

1. The most common way of determining your porn name is to use your middle name or nick name for a first name and the street you grew up on for a last name.

 

In my case? My nickname was Bear in football and I grew up on Rockwood Terrace.

 

Bear Rockwood

 

2. The other common metric is to use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

 

Smilo Rockwood

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Oh. And one of my friends is: Mike Och.

 

Yes, the "ch" is pronounced like a "k." :lol:

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Depending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.

LOL

 

Those are both awesome!

 

Oh, I need to update the OP. The other way was to use the name of your first pet as a first name...

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Hey Yates... you sure you want your porn name to be "Bear"?

Depends how badly I need the money... :lol:

 

In straight porn the Bear/Bare angle is quite obviously ripe for abuse.

 

Depending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.

LOL

 

Those are both awesome!

 

Oh, I need to update the OP. The other way was to use the name of your first pet as a first name...

 

 

Yeah that sucks even more … Charlotte was my first Cavalier's name :P

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Ludwig Kurfürstendamm

This could be good. Take a little artistic license and this could easily be:

 

Ludwig Herfistendamn

 

XD

 

Ricky Nutz

 

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I created a football player for a sim named:

 

Willy Banger

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Oreo Wolfe

:o

 

How do you feel about interracial pron?

 

:lol:

  • 4 weeks later...

Jacob Mt. Hope or Sim Mandy.

 

Bad bad bad. Remind me never to go into porn.

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Yeah.  That's a tough one.

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