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What is your porn name?

Started By Yates , Nov 25 2013 04:56 PM

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:56 PM

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There are various metrics for determining your porn name if you haven't come up with one on your own.

1. The most common way of determining your porn name is to use your middle name or nick name for a first name and the street you grew up on for a last name.

In my case? My nickname was Bear in football and I grew up on Rockwood Terrace.

Bear Rockwood

2. The other common metric is to use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

Smilo Rockwood

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:58 PM

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Oh. And one of my friends is: Mike Och.

 

Yes, the "ch" is pronounced like a "k." :lol:


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:59 PM

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:02 PM

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Hey Yates... you sure you want your porn name to be "Bear"?


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:23 PM

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Rambo or Ram. 


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 07:36 PM

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Depending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.

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Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.

 

 

 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 07:41 PM

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Ludwig Kurfürstendamm >.< (2nd name/street)


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:49 PM

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Depending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.

LOL

Those are both awesome!

Oh, I need to update the OP. The other way was to use the name of your first pet as a first name...

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:52 PM

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Hey Yates... you sure you want your porn name to be "Bear"?

Depends how badly I need the money... :lol:

In straight porn the Bear/Bare angle is quite obviously ripe for abuse.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:53 PM

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Depending on calculation method; Smoky Long or James Greatbridge.

LOL

Those are both awesome!

Oh, I need to update the OP. The other way was to use the name of your first pet as a first name...

 

 

Yeah that sucks even more … Charlotte was my first Cavalier's name :P


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:01 PM

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Ludwig Kurfürstendamm

This could be good. Take a little artistic license and this could easily be:

Ludwig Herfistendamn

XD

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:19 PM

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ROFL

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 11:57 PM

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Try this...    http://pr0nname.com/

 

I got 'Harry Rugmuncher'....


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:08 AM

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Try this...    http://pr0nname.com/
 
I got 'Harry Rugmuncher'....

"Butt the really famous porn star" - I prefer my others xD.

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Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.  

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:20 PM

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I created a football player for a sim named:

Willy Banger

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street name is unpronounceble


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