thou shall then be required to purchase a keyboard in which one can find said é without the trickery usage of the alt-key.

thou shall then be required to purchase a keyboard in which one can find said é without the trickery usage of the alt-key.

 

 

Verily sire, there beith not a stone under heaven by which a single fvck can be purchsed. Therefore, seek not this fabled tilded vowel of which nary a wench has ever more desperately begged.

keep theyn wenches but sell theyn wrenches to find and aquire one device of flatness thou versatilness which shall grant thee native access to the powers of not solely the tilted thee detest but also the accents hovering the vowels of all culture known to man

é, good god that was hard to do. 

Such button holding. 

thou hast clearler a inferior specimen of a keyboard

é, good god that was hard to do. 

Such button holding. 

 

mmm...and still the field...

 

 

thou hast clearler a inferior specimen of a keyboard

 

I've hath greater cause to recall ° (for its occurrence is manifold) than any tilded vowel.

 

(plus I think when I wrote my original post, the website I use for reference was down...of all the times I didn't do it...  )

Tis though Hard on thine vowels?...

I has them ° also easely and then readely available to my command, theyn struggle only further signals theyns usage of a inferior keyboard

I has them ° also easely and then readely available to my command, theyn struggle only further signals theyns usage of a inferior keyboard

 

 

Thee that speaketh of inferiority do so at the leisure to thy console who so readily offers unto thee the salvation of my struggles. Yet I must unto that tome of wisdom pour out that it may reveal to me those illusive codes whereby I, through constant effort, am made better for it. But you, habitué to thy keyboard, are stagnant in thy learning wherefore thy inferiority taketh root!

Who cares about your RL situation of being Gay, or is it cause your happy since Gay in old English means your happy.

on a second thought how the hell with out lube can one person have sex in the ass with out getting it dry by using nothing but spit or Vaseline? and when there is a vagina that is wet almost all the time and makes it more fun and feel better?  

 

I has them ° also easely and then readely available to my command, theyn struggle only further signals theyns usage of a inferior keyboard

 

 

Thee that speaketh of inferiority do so at the leisure to thy console who so readily offers unto thee the salvation of my struggles. Yet I must unto that tome of wisdom pour out that it may reveal to me those illusive codes whereby I, through constant effort, am made better for it. But you, habitué to thy keyboard, are stagnant in thy learning wherefore thy inferiority taketh root!

 

 

wisdom is becomming of the one using said leisures of easeness in which he shall devote his time and work into struggling for other worthly wonders and adventures who may offer him riches while they be efforting in the usage of the alt-key towards futhering your sentences which have required the tilted, the accents and the ring or other diactitic symbols of vowels

I mean do you blow the guys penis after he shoves it in your ass so he ejaculates in your mouth? lol or do you tell him to do it in your anus?

Who cares about your RL situation of being Gay, or is it cause your happy since Gay in old English means your happy.

 

on a second thought how the hell with out lube can one person have sex in the ass with out getting it dry by using nothing but spit or Vaseline? and when there is a vagina that is wet almost all the time and makes it more fun and feel better?  

You need to use lube. Even with vaginal sex it is advised to use lube.

the vagina has its own natural lubrication which cleans the body and makes sexual intercourse feel good. 

I am aware of  what the vagina does, as I am older than thirteen :v

 

I am saying that lubrication is still recommended even though the vagina produces its own lube.

why would you recommend it?

Because women may not always produce the necessary amounts of vaginal lubrication. The vagina has no glands to produce the lubrication, the lubrication comes from plasma diffusion. 

Aw...the innuendo gone?

Who cares about your RL situation of being Gay, or is it cause your happy since Gay in old English means your happy.

 

on a second thought how the hell with out lube can one person have sex in the ass with out getting it dry by using nothing but spit or Vaseline? and when there is a vagina that is wet almost all the time and makes it more fun and feel better?  

 

It can be done without lube. I have experienced it once (with a female)... somewhat by accident, in all honesty, but still, it worked.

 

(And no, not because I have a tiny wiener).

 

Who cares about your RL situation of being Gay, or is it cause your happy since Gay in old English means your happy.

 

on a second thought how the hell with out lube can one person have sex in the ass with out getting it dry by using nothing but spit or Vaseline? and when there is a vagina that is wet almost all the time and makes it more fun and feel better?  

 

It can be done without lube. I have experienced it once (with a female)... somewhat by accident, in all honesty, but still, it worked.

 

(And no, not because I have a tiny wiener).

 

Big or small I would say it doesn't matter how the size is its on if you hit her pleasurable buttons like kissing and other foreplay before sticking it in.  

 

 

How the hell do you have sex with a woman by accident its ether sex or nothing at all. 

Maybe he missed and hit the wrong hole :v?

lol, what you got the anus?

Dux Lux could be the brand name for a sexual object, I'm thinking something that has a dual of something and uses Lux as slang for love/pleasure.

Dux Lux could be the brand name for a sexual object, I'm thinking something that has a dual of something and uses Lux as slang for love/pleasure.

like a vibrating dildo? lol

Perhaps a vibrating seat that can... this is actually highly inappropriate. 

I was going to say more but thinking about it, it is complete and utter filth.