I learned about the Jessica Simpson rape case today, and I can say this is one of the most shocking things I've heard.

 

If you don't know what I am talking about, I must say: good for you. But I am not sure if I will sleep very well tonight. I feel so bad for the victim...

 

Can someone recommend me a good therapist?

 

Didn't click on the links, but its obviously a joke of some kind.

If you do not want to click links, basically it's Jessica Simpson doing a cover of the song "These boots are made for walking."

 

And, I despise the ditz of a woman which is Jessica Simpson

Your dispicement impresses us so much, we shall ditch her poor performance any other chance we can get. Sure, it's nice she's wrigglin' all sexy in a video clip and all, but she too needs to respect the sanctity of certain classics.

At first I was like....

 

 

But then I lol'd.

Firstly, please don't joke about rape. In a society with 1/4 of women are raped at some point, there is a fairly good chance someone reading this has either been raped or has known someone who has been raped.