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How to NOT get your ass kicked
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Lysistrata
, Jul 25 2014 07:22 PM
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#3
Posted 25 July 2014 - 08:56 PM
Ahh Chris Rock!
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00:48 Fernando[IRON] � I will refer to you as Supreme Overlord Guru Samus
Only I have the baptismal power.
Samus because of your dedicated service to IRON; your high casualty count and aid given your fellow IRONers. I hear by baptize ye in Fire and blood. You rise as IRON!
You may now wear proudly in your Sig "I have been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON."
18:28 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • I'm only afraid of Master Samus.
18:28 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • All powerful root admin
18:29 @onbekende • wussie
18:29 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • he can make you disappear. I've seen it
MVP(Mod’s Choice)= Master Samus; I think Master Samus played amazingly for a guy who claims it was his second only mafia game. He never led the town on him and that’s why he deserves this award. He was impressive in manipulating the town that led to the ultimate mafia victory.
Player of Mafia; Master Samus/emudevelopment (shared); I think both were instrumental in the town’s defeat. Both were manipulative and deceptive. They clearly came out as pro-town and looked like de-facto town leaders. They led the lynch wagon w/o anyone uncovering their true motives.
Samus, you should be proud that you've helped make an environment where people feel safe enough to share their experiences.
#5
Posted 25 July 2014 - 11:24 PM
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But the police are cheaper and do a more thorough job than a dominatrix...
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#7
Posted 26 July 2014 - 08:09 AM
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I sense this video was meant as a humerous anecdote.
Yeah, but never forget that the police are not your friends or your protectors. Oh, they will help and are generally decent peeps, but they will do their best to mess you up if they can pin something on you. Upping their crime-solving stats or taking your "drug-tainted" stuff for their bonuses will always trump the truth. As for preventing crime, it's rare that they get anywhere faster than 15 minutes minimum. By that time, you are bleeding dead on the street.
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#9
Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:19 PM
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well, america...
>_>
Most of the world isn't much better, but the U.S.'s drug war has failed at everything except screwing over a quarter of their population and robbing the rest of tax money. The money the drug war costs in enforcement, imprisonment, and taxes could easily fund most of the programs that are bankrupting the nation.
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#10
Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:30 PM
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Thought it was going to be a CN version 
While I respect the men and women who serve in the tough role of police, they've never done me any favors.
Kicking this much ass makes me warm and fuzzy.
Third King you have been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
#11
Posted 26 July 2014 - 04:05 PM
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Fuck The Police!
But seriously...he forgot one tip...marry into or befriend someone who is a cop. I've had a few family members who are or were cops...and it's helped only get me a few warnings for speeding tickets and such when I go, so do you know such and such? Works like a charm
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#12
Posted 26 July 2014 - 09:19 PM
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well, america...
>_>
Most of the world isn't much better, but the U.S.'s drug war has failed at everything except screwing over a quarter of their population and robbing the rest of tax money. The money the drug war costs in enforcement, imprisonment, and taxes could easily fund most of the programs that are bankrupting the nation.
only people who complain about cops are the ones that felt them personally
so tell us, why did you see the inside of a gray concrete cubicle? 
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#13
Posted 26 July 2014 - 10:25 PM
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well, america...
>_>
Most of the world isn't much better, but the U.S.'s drug war has failed at everything except screwing over a quarter of their population and robbing the rest of tax money. The money the drug war costs in enforcement, imprisonment, and taxes could easily fund most of the programs that are bankrupting the nation.
only people who complain about cops are the ones that felt them personally
so tell us, why did you see the inside of a gray concrete cubicle?
Crackho sold me out.
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#14
Posted 27 July 2014 - 05:01 AM
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Haha, yeah, there's always that one dick cop who gives you a difficult time, but for the most part, local and state police here in NY are good folks. But hey, I'm a White guy, so I MUST get all the breaks! (Or at least people such as Chris Rock think so!)
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Posted 29 July 2014 - 02:37 PM
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Haha, yeah, there's always that one dick cop who gives you a difficult time, but for the most part, local and state police here in NY are good folks. But hey, I'm a White guy, so I MUST get all the breaks! (Or at least people such as Chris Rock think so!)
As a black guy, I can attest
Kicking this much ass makes me warm and fuzzy.
Third King you have been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!
#16
Posted 15 August 2014 - 12:13 AM
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I laughed so hard when it said, "Get a white friend". I think it was cause I'm white.....
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