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How to NOT get your ass kicked

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But the police are cheaper and do a more thorough job than a dominatrix...

I sense this video was meant as a humerous anecdote.

Yeah, but never forget that the police are not your friends or your protectors. Oh, they will help and are generally decent peeps, but they will do their best to mess you up if they can pin something on you. Upping their crime-solving stats or taking your "drug-tainted" stuff for their bonuses will always trump the truth. As for preventing crime, it's rare that they get anywhere faster than 15 minutes minimum. By that time, you are bleeding dead on the street.

well, america...

 

>_>

Most of the world isn't much better, but the U.S.'s drug war has failed at everything except screwing over a quarter of their population and robbing the rest of tax money. The money the drug war costs in enforcement, imprisonment, and taxes could easily fund most of the programs that are bankrupting the nation.

Fuck The Police!

 

But seriously...he forgot one tip...marry into or befriend someone who is a cop.  I've had a few family members who are or were cops...and it's helped only get me a few warnings for speeding tickets and such when I go, so do you know such and such? Works like a charm

 

well, america...

 

>_>

Most of the world isn't much better, but the U.S.'s drug war has failed at everything except screwing over a quarter of their population and robbing the rest of tax money. The money the drug war costs in enforcement, imprisonment, and taxes could easily fund most of the programs that are bankrupting the nation.

 

 

only people who complain about cops are the ones that felt them personally

 

so tell us, why did you see the inside of a gray concrete cubicle? :D

 

 

well, america...

 

>_>

Most of the world isn't much better, but the U.S.'s drug war has failed at everything except screwing over a quarter of their population and robbing the rest of tax money. The money the drug war costs in enforcement, imprisonment, and taxes could easily fund most of the programs that are bankrupting the nation.

 

 

only people who complain about cops are the ones that felt them personally

 

so tell us, why did you see the inside of a gray concrete cubicle? :D

 

Crackho sold me out.

Haha, yeah, there's always that one dick cop who gives you a difficult time, but for the most part, local and state police here in NY are good folks. But hey, I'm a White guy, so I MUST get all the breaks! (Or at least people such as Chris Rock think so!)

Haha, yeah, there's always that one dick cop who gives you a difficult time, but for the most part, local and state police here in NY are good folks. But hey, I'm a White guy, so I MUST get all the breaks! (Or at least people such as Chris Rock think so!)

 

As a black guy, I can attest :P

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