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Laughing constitutes as any reaction (that produces sound) to an image aside from sitting still. (Yes, coughing counts)

You can still post after you lose.

Game never ends

 

Like this...

 

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l59/qweasdzxczxcasdqwe/1142030750364.jpg

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4476/psychoduckdl3.gif

This has GOT to be used in a Duckroll announcement.

Notify Council ASAP.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4476/psychoduckdl3.gif

This has GOT to be used in a Duckroll announcement.

Notify Council ASAP.

 

agreed

it would be nice for a duckroll announcement, truly

lol, yeah but the pony one that ande posted is still better

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/128976970222876522.jpg

hahahahaha

THAT is great.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/PartTimeNinja/1200563104472.jpg

 

http://www.yarrkarping.com/wp-content/2009/06/oh-hai-bug.jpg

lol @ the horse freaking that kid out and kanye jesus

 

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-chicken-crosses-road.jpg

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/expect.png

I love food, I've never eaten anything else.

 

 

Rodney Dangerfield joke: "My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

 

 

"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare." -Blair Houghton

 

 

Exciting new TV shows coming soon!

* Are you smarter than your congressman?

* Who wants to be a barber?

* Survivor: Narcolepsy

 

 

"The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!"

 

 

MS Help FAIL:

SYMPTOMS - When you press CTRL+ALT+TAB, Microsoft Excel does not insert a tab character in the active cell.

RESOLUTION - Method 2: Indent the Text with CTRL+ALT+TAB

Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.

 

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

 

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you

 

Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!

 

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

 

Guns don't kill people, Kids Who Play Videogames Kill People

 

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

 

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

 

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

 

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

 

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

 

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

More Rodney Dangerfield:

 

My wife, she never went for me. The first time I called her up, she told me to come on over, there was nobody home. I went over, there was nobody home!

 

I told my doctor every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up, what's wrong with me? He said "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

 

I asked the bartender to make me a zombie, told me God beat him to it.

 

I know I'm ugly - on Halloween the wife sends the kids out dressed as me.

Last Halloween a kid tried to pull my face off.

 

My father was a workaholic - you mention work, he got drunk.

 

I joined alcholoics anonymous - I still drink, I use a different name.

 

I drink too much - I gave my doctor a urine specimen, there was an olive in it.

 

I went to a gay bar, there were 15 guys for every guy.

 

I started to look out for number one, I stepped in number two.

 

She was a fat girl.

How fat?

When she wears high heels she strikes oil.

You have no equal, everyone else is better.

 

I used to think you were a moron. Now I have much lower opinion of you.

 

If i gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

 

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but i can't stick my head that far up my ass.

 

The last thing i want to do is to hurt you...but it's still on the list."

 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

 

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works!

 

I see you're playing stupid again. Looks like you're winning, too

 

If you can't laugh at yourself...I'll do it for you

 

I'm not a proctologist...but I do think you're an ass

 

Nice face! What are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?

 

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

 

It's only funny til someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

 

Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?

 

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

 

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

 

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

 

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Church Bulletin Bloopers

 

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q127/askye7/HammerTime.jpg

lol @ ivan's

Indeed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stop... Hammer time!

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

rofl, and @ Ivan's hahaha

http://cdn4.bumperstickersapp.com/bs/big.4360354.jpg

http://i.pbase.com/u45/yammering_splat_vector/upload/39828257.Liposuctionsucks.jpg

CJ haz blank post?

:/ i swear there was a picture there earlier...

Hmmmmmm

 

ghost post

o_O