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Poll of The Day 9/24/2015

Started By acaciastrained , Sep 24 2015 12:08 PM

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Poll: Best Ice Breaker Ever! (13 member(s) have cast votes)

What is the best ice breaker/pickup line to use?

  1. Hey there, how much does a polar bear weigh? - Enough to break the ice! (1 votes [7.69%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 7.69%

  2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself inside your pants! (2 votes [15.38%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 15.38%

  3. Does this rag smell like chloroform? (2 votes [15.38%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 15.38%

  4. Hey my name is Microsoft, can i crash at your place tonight? (2 votes [15.38%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 15.38%

  5. I don't like any of these, and I'm going to post my own amazing line. (6 votes [46.15%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 46.15%

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#1
acaciastrained
Posted 24 September 2015 - 12:08 PM

acaciastrained

    Forged

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Pick an awesome pickup line or make your own!



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#2
Duderonomy
Posted 24 September 2015 - 04:45 PM

Duderonomy

    NG's Best Hippie Warrior

  • Foreign Diplomat
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Hey baby, we went to different high schools together!


Hippie Warrior

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Doom War Stats: 18 offensive wars, 2 defensive wars, 38742 damage dealt, 27670 damage taken, all with 0 tech

#3
Fox Fire
Posted 24 September 2015 - 09:57 PM

Fox Fire

    Vice-Chair of the Lobster Party

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"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"


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#4
Commander Shepard
Posted 24 September 2015 - 10:01 PM

Commander Shepard

    Steadfast

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I'm torn between a Mirror and Microsoft 


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#5
iSocialism
Posted 24 September 2015 - 10:47 PM

iSocialism

    Steadfast

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck.


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Don't just sell tech like a noob. EIEIO it. EIEIO
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bay102174 - 19 Jan 2015 "
iSocialism, with stats like this you are a great credit to the IRON military. Your fighting spirit exemplifies what being a member of IRON is about.

iSocialism has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!"


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#6
Blade 619
Posted 25 September 2015 - 12:36 AM

Blade 619

    Master of Nukes

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The rohipnol is in your drink... might as well try something you'd regret.

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Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

 

 

  I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me!  ( @ )( @ )

 

 

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Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.

 

 

 

Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.  

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#7
Ryahn
Posted 25 September 2015 - 04:32 AM

Ryahn

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I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW? 

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#8
davidrbr
Posted 27 September 2015 - 08:39 PM

davidrbr

    Baptized

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Hey there, how much does a polar bear weigh? - Enough to break the ice!


The great multi tasker returns!!!

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#9
sterling
Posted 29 September 2015 - 04:12 AM

sterling

    Wrought IRON

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Hi, sorry but my ex is here with her new boyfriend. can I just put my arm around you until she leaves?



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#10
Blade 619
Posted 29 September 2015 - 12:22 PM

Blade 619

    Master of Nukes

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  • Souls Baptized:7,122,755
  • Squadron:Kilo
  • Discord ID:Blade

Hi, sorry but my ex is here with her new boyfriend. can I just put my arm around you until she leaves?

Well played Archer.

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Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

 

 

  I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me!  ( @ )( @ )

 

 

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Revenge is best served cold, tasting of vanilla yoghurt with vanilla and chocolate balls.

 

 

 

Leave it to Blade to step in and say the most completely true post in this thread. You make my day Sir.  

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