I've heard plenty!  "if I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"  "Got any italian in you? No? Want some?"

 

Oh the list is spectacular and limitless.  What are some of your favorite, horrible pick up lines?

Hey you in the bush, what'ya doin? 

One of the radio stations I listen to did the top 10 worst pick up lines. Some of them were hilarious but I only remember 2 of them.

 

I seem to have lost my number. May I borrow yours?

 

Is your license suspended? Because you are driving me crazy.

WAAAAAY back before I even met my husband, I was a club kid.  I went to all kinds of clubs, including dive bars if they were playing good music.  Well I was at a dive bar that had a Led Zeppelin cover band.  It was pouring rain outside and the band had just finished a set.  Faux Robert Plant (who was not even a pale shadow of real Robert Plant), just walks up and says, "hey, babe.  Want to go outside and make love in the rain."  PUKE!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!  That wouldn't have worked for real Robert Plant, either, although Trent Reznor would have gotten a home run.

I used the "I seem to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?" After getting beer bonged by two chicks with about a half bottle of captain morgan. I thought I invented it.

I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

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