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#1
Ferastical

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Any bypasser, no matter who you shall be, you are officialy dared to roast me as hard as you can.

 

I don´t wanna end up like this -

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I wanna end up like this -

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So try ur best or I´ll end up like this -

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Good Luck!

(Best roasts may end up in my signature BTW)


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So let me get this straight... You create a thread, simply for the purpose of having us roast you into a little fried crisp? I'll let Davian do those honors


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:smoke: Was retired, now keeping busy  :smoke:

The differance between IRON and some rag tag alliance is the fact that we will fight with no reguard to our own nations. Putting the greater good of the whole before ourselves. Victory for all or they will have to fight us to the last point of infa in the last IRON nation. Every so often someone(s) will come around and exemplifie this. Living up to the IRON Values. It gives me great pleaser to baptize three of IRON's up and comers.

LordSunday, you have been Baptized in Fire and Blood and Emerged as IRON!


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Cue Davian?


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Ferastical

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So let me get this straight... You create a thread, simply for the purpose of having us roast you into a little fried crisp? I'll let Davian do those honors

 

No, not a little fried crisp. I want to be just ash in the end of this.


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This belongs in spam.

@Davian, troll him to death.
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@Davian get him son



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00:48 Fernando[IRON] � I will refer to you as Supreme Overlord Guru Samus

Only I have the baptismal power.

Samus because of your dedicated service to IRON; your high casualty count and aid given your fellow IRONers. I hear by baptize ye in Fire and blood. You rise as IRON!

You may now wear proudly in your Sig "I have been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON."

18:28 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • I'm only afraid of Master Samus.
18:28 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • All powerful root admin
18:29 @onbekende • wussie
18:29 %FinsterBaby[IRON] • he can make you disappear. I've seen it

 

MVP(Mod’s Choice)= Master Samus; I think Master Samus played amazingly for a guy who claims it was his second only mafia game. He never led the town on him and that’s why he deserves this award. He was impressive in manipulating the town that led to the ultimate mafia victory.
 
Player of Mafia; Master Samus/emudevelopment (shared); I think both were instrumental in the town’s defeat. Both were manipulative and deceptive. They clearly came out as pro-town and looked like de-facto town leaders. They led the lynch wagon w/o anyone uncovering their true motives.

Samus, you should be proud that you've helped make an environment where people feel safe enough to share their experiences.


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I would roast you, but I don't want the place to smell like burning garbage.

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Come on Ferastical, two wrongs don't make a right.  Look at your parents for example



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TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead


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Roast Meter - Kinda cool, ya'know

Sentence: Try again, and HARDEEEEEER

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Sister Midnight

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I'd roast you, but I only roast wieners, not cocktail franks. Sadly you are a tiny cocktail frank.

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[center]~~A partner in Blade's crimes~~[center]Nukes taken for IRON since restarting on 6/10/2016: I stopped counting after 69.

Sister Midnight has been Baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

The people of Antropomorphica join their leaders in welcoming the discovery of this previously unknown colony of Secor in the wilds of South America. They organised an airdrop of money and soldiers to protect this fledgling state as it undergoes construction (I mean... 1k infra at day 1 guys... come on!).

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from our leaders to yours.


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I'd roast you, but I only roast wieners, not cocktail franks. Sadly you are a tiny cocktail frank.


We're getting somewhere!

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best roast now would be Davian being ineffective and some obscure forum member doing it.


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Sentence: Try again, and HARDEEEEEER


Sentence - Is that all you've got?


Names of your sex tapes.

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I would take part in this but CN range limitations prevent me from destroying anyone so puny and insignificant.


DarkFox, Since joining IRON you have been a great asset in our Military. You exemplify the IRON Values in support of IRON. Your hard work and dedication is not unnoticed.

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You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.



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Jesus Christ Davian! A stern reminder to never get on your bad side. You live up to your legend. Kudos my friend.

 

I really came here to say that our OP has not earned my scorn.

If he ever did Mandy would kick him out before I could type anything. Carry on Brothers and Sisters.


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Sentence: Try again, and HARDEEEEEER

Sentence - Is that all you've got?


Names of your sex tapes.
  

I would take part in this but CN range limitations prevent me from destroying anyone so puny and insignificant.

  

You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.
You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.


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You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

 

- Should have gone for "homo homo"

- what social outings?

- wrong basement

- it is sempai for you!

- less whipping please


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You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

 

- Should have gone for "homo homo"

- what social outings?

- wrong basement

- it is sempai for you!

- less whipping please

 

- What I used seem to suffice.
- I'm sure his social outings involve trying take creepy up-skirt videos of underage girls and running to different Grocery Stores to find that 15th bottle of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos.
- Dafuk, you guys have two basements?
- Fuck outta here. I dunno about any of that shit. Fuckin' weebs.
- No



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You're an embarrassment to the human race, if I could even call you a human. You make a thread dedicated to roasting yourself because you're used to being picked on during school, work, and usual social outings. You are the butt of every joke and the punchline to every snide remark about creepers living in their parent's basement. You're probably jacking off to Hentai Dolls pretending they're yelling out "SENPAI" as you whip it out for the 17th time today.

You should've been swallowed or left on someone's back.

 

- Should have gone for "homo homo"

- what social outings?

- wrong basement

- it is sempai for you!

- less whipping please

 

- What I used seem to suffice.
- I'm sure his social outings involve trying take creepy up-skirt videos of underage girls and running to different Grocery Stores to find that 15th bottle of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos.
- Dafuk, you guys have two basements?
- Fuck outta here. I dunno about any of that shit. Fuckin' weebs.
- No

 

- halfwork is halfburn

- everyone has a hobby, just don't conflate your "nature scenes" into someone's else's idea of "scenic photography"

- I got a sub-1 metre one, it has a little pool if you fancy, no schoolgirls thou

- well if you want to be the asian, we can always pander off aussieland

- :ph34r:


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