False because I don't know your age; therefore, I cannot be agist

 

TNP should go to sleep

True.

 

TNP should say good night.

True. Goodnight

 

TNP will have sweet dreams

Probably False.

 

TNP is sweet for assuming.

True

 

TNP will go to bed and let me have the last word

False, I'm TNP

 

TNP is finally on holiday.

True

 

TNP knows Morse Code

False.

 

TNP is an "essential" worker.

False.

 

TNP is a white collar worker.

False, I have no idea what that means

 

TNP set off fireworks today

False.

 

TNP thinks fireworks are a waste of money

True

 

TNP celebrates on the fourth of July

True...but relatively subdued compared to most

 

TNP can crochet

False, but I can knit

 

TNP knows how to tie multiple types of knots

False

 

TNP loves sport

True, sport is so cool

 

TNP is one cool dude

True... a least I think so.

TNP can play bagpipes.

False, but my dad does!

 

TNP loves tacos.

True, you can't be mexican and NOT like tacos

 

TNP has a great taco shack 

You bet your ass I do.

 

TNP spams too much.

False!

 

TNP doesn't spam enough

False, I don't need to spam

 

TNP has a keyboard with LED lighting in it

False, I'm boring

 

TNP has a plant in their house 

False. I let my cacti die.

 

TNP has aquariums.

False, no fishies for me

 

TNP has TikTok