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This is a simple forum game. Post some absurd way to get thrown out of Walmart (or your equivalent local mega-retailer).
1. Run through the grocery aisles exclaiming that "Walmart food is people!"
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1000 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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Overlord Lukey
, Apr 04 2020 03:58 AM
#1
Posted 04 April 2020 - 03:58 AM
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
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#3
Posted 04 April 2020 - 04:10 AM
iSocialism
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#3 Reverse clothes shopping; You walked into the store clothed, go to the dressing stall, get undressed, and put your clothes on the rack.
Don't just sell tech like a noob. EIEIO it. EIEIO
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#6
Posted 08 April 2020 - 05:27 AM
5. Rub fruit across your face to see if it is ripe
Bahahaha
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
Links to my old signature images: Penguin riding a tortoise War medals from Republic of Rebrek
RIP Republic of Rebrek, Nation ID 103246.
Links to my old signature images: Penguin riding a tortoise War medals from Republic of Rebrek
RIP Republic of Rebrek, Nation ID 103246.
#7
Posted 08 April 2020 - 07:42 AM
Ferastical
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6. Throw random stuff into the neighbouring aisles and see if you can maybe score into someone's cart
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#8
Posted 08 April 2020 - 10:02 AM
Tony Maurice
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7. Get a Ps4 and a game of your choice. Head over to the TV section and hook up to a model TV. Start playing your game until your kicked out.
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#9
Posted 13 April 2020 - 03:28 PM
8. Violate the quarantine and bring a 2nd member of your family into the store with you... 
It would be a fool's errand for me to expect to reach someone by means of an internet forum signature, but a personal encounter with Jesus Christ is the absolute best thing that ever happened in my life, and I'd be glad to discuss it with anyone in any capacity -- whether it be serious discussion, theological or intellectual discourse, morbid curiosity, or even open mockery -- I want to talk about Jesus, and if that interests you in some small way please send me a message or notify me in a forum thread.
Links to my old signature images: Penguin riding a tortoise War medals from Republic of Rebrek
RIP Republic of Rebrek, Nation ID 103246.
Links to my old signature images: Penguin riding a tortoise War medals from Republic of Rebrek
RIP Republic of Rebrek, Nation ID 103246.
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 10:43 AM
Ferastical
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10. Just place "free sample" stickers over everything and watch people leave the store with their "free samples".
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#12
Posted 21 April 2020 - 01:03 PM
Tony Maurice
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#11 go to a cash register and starting working a shift and getting people to hand you cash.
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#13
Posted 21 April 2020 - 09:53 PM
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#12 Go into the children's toys area, take out your dick and start to jerk off on the toys
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Posted 04 May 2020 - 02:20 PM
brewersalliance
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# 13 Go to Walmart with Breweralliance.
true story
#14 get on the intercom and play porn on your phone so the entire store can hear it
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You are bresky, Brewsky, Brewers, stud-muffin, Mr. Sexypants, and that cute guy over in IA.
TO: Brewersalliance | FROM: SeaBeeGipson
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike | DATE: 8/18/2017 9:07:26 AM
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by SeaBeeGipson. You lost 488 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 1.602 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 103.283 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.Your clones are dead
#16
Posted 04 May 2020 - 08:22 PM
Torres951
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# 13 Go to Walmart with Breweralliance.
true story
#14 get on the intercom and play porn on your phone so the entire store can hear it
So...A regular trip to Walmart?
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#17
Posted 05 May 2020 - 07:21 AM
14. Bring a spray bottle of herbicide and spray the plants in the outdoor section
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