JIT posting! I win

yes i won

Loser!

You're mean! So glad you don't win.

Says the person is second place

You only think you're in first.

Because I am.

False.

Just take the L and go

Lol. You think I'm a pushover. We both know I am the winner.

Then how come I'm winning?

You know you're just prolonging the inevitable.

My gold medal? I know!

Ha

Don't ha at me

Don't tell me what to do.

What are you gonna do? Ban me?

Lol. I'm getting rather good at it, don't you think?

Yeah, you really are

Admittance of defeat! 

I am only admitting that you are good at banning me!

And now he backtracks.

Backtracking from what??

Admitting defeat.

I never admitted defeat