Mallmourished

 

Kids nutrition in our modern era.

legendare

An epic dare.

pepsicle

 

Frozen Gatorade.

conshortium

 

Falling short of having a consortium.

hologrim

 

A three dimensional image from your nightmare.

Wisard

 

A person who condenses perplexing philosophical paradoxes into short one-liners

Mellable

Person who can be transformed emotionally.

Toneage

 

A sliding scale of sunburn.

tressiture

 

The hair styles that are approved in North Korea.

megatone

 

A severe sun tan.

fortitune

 

A epic musical piece for instilling élan in a fighting force.

unrevelling

a none partying indivdual.

beaktrough

Swine fail.

Jokebox: A comedian who only takes requests. "Shove a quarter up my butt, push A12 -- I got a joke for everything." -- Bill Hicks

whorde: hookers as far as the eye can see.

elustic

a sliding scale of lust from the moment you enter a bar to closing time.

falsifry

fried tofu.