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The Random Vending Machine

Started By Ivan V , Jul 07 2009 08:54 AM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:54 AM

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Alright, think of yourself in front of a vending machine. Drop in a coin (by posting "Coin") to get something random that the next person posting will decide to make up. Then that person will post "Coin" and the next poster will decide what that person gets, and so on. The thing that the machine produces can be anything from your wild imagination, like a crazy old Romanian lady beating you down with a cane or bunnies or lolcats.

Here's an example:

Coin.


A box of moths.

Coin.


So...

Coin.


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:17 AM

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A toupee.

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:41 AM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:47 AM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 11:56 AM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:17 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:20 PM

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Packet of used tampons.

Coin.

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  I will remember this, Blade, and I will be forever grateful... oh hell words fail me!  ( @ )( @ )

 

 

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:24 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:24 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:26 PM

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Coin.

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Blade 619 you have been baptized in Fire and Blood and emerged as IRON!

 

 

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:31 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 01:26 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 02:23 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:58 PM

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 04:08 PM

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