skin you out and then sun dry you to death

pull your nails out 1 by 1, hang you upsidedown, and cut you just enough to make you bleed slowly

pull out all your hairs in your body and pierce pins in your eyes till you cant roll them. Then , put leeches over your stripped body without your skin covering you and bring the rats to infest you with germs, till little lavae grew and fed from your body for eternity

Killed by rabid gerbils who ate small pieces of you until there was nothing left.

throw you in a lake infested with PIRANHA'S

Killed by an army of jealous angels.

Killed by cockroaches

Killed by an unfortunate rolling boulder incident.

Sealed behind a brick wall in the basement of an abandoned building.

That wouldn't work, I work in construction^^^

 

Hit by truck while helping the chicken cross the road.

killed by a huge chunk of iron rod that slipped from a crane at the construction site, where welder works, and apparently is squished under it.

killed by killer pigs

Killed in the mad rush leaving the arena after NC wins the championship.

as long as thney win YES

Killed by the opposing team for cheering too loud for NC.

I just shoot a nuke at you GO TARHEELs

Nuke missed me, was caught in a net and thrown back your way.

nuke hits holy and i shoot 2 more nuke at you and this time they hit you

would like to kill you off, but I have been nuked.....

 

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!........Killed by nuclear fallout.

yes i win i am the man

You didn't win, you were killed by nuclear fallout.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

i came back from the dead and kill you with my leg

killed by stray gunfire from your avatar.

killed by your cat in your avatar.

Slowly eaten by the eagle in your siggie.