who Got the Balls to off me

Edited August 21, 200917 yr by molestargazer

Killed by Peta!

left you in a room with a chicken butcher.

death by drowning

gave you a cyanide capsule

park my car on your head.

sucked into jet engine

MRSA.

swatted with a frying pan

killed by a leaking gas tank and you turned on your oven while trying to make beans and bacon

fry you and make ''Kentucky Fried Chicken''

Kills ^ by chasing him off the cliff at the top of the hill.

 

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Now playing: Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

Nail you to a tree

beat you with an IRON stick

kill you with a womens thong..

Death by burning a flag in protest: you accidentally turn into a burning protester

cook you in a microwave oven

Death by a bit of burnt tako stuck in your throat

 

 

Hee... takos rule

strip you naked and throw you in my rats nest and watch you get torn about by hungry rats

^ Tried to face a Roman legion head-on and failed.

shove your cigar down your throat

suffercated with own scrotum.

Drowns in a vat of whale blubber.

One day, you were walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in a vast jungle. you walked for hours and hours and finally you came upon a small cottage. You were very tired, so yo knocked on the door and an old Chineese man answered it. You asked if you could stay the night, and the Chineese guy said you could under one condition: you kept away from his daughter. You figured that this would be easy, because the daughter should be considerably older than you, so you agreed. You went inside, and while the Chineese guy was showing you to your room, you caught a glimpse of his daughter. She was beautiful and young with long hair and sparkling eyes. You got to your room and tried to go to sleep, but your mind kept on focusing on the man's daughter. So, you crept down to her room for a night

of romance. You woke up the next morning in your room with a heavy feeling on your chest. you look up, see a massive rock on your chest with a note attached to it. The note said: "Since you have disobeyed my rules, you must feel the wrath of the three worst Chineese tortures". Below it said: "Chineese torture #1: large rock on chest." You figure that if this was the first torture, how bad could the other ones be? So, you heave the rock out of the window. Soon you realize that the rock is attached to a rope. On the rope was a note with a

message: "Chineese torture #2: Rope attached to left testicle." You think you would rather break a few bones then be castrated, so you jump out the window after the rock. You look down at the ground and see a message spray-painted on it. It reads: "Chineese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bedpost".

Blade giving past experience

Death by falling into a volcano.