who Got the Balls to off me

Edited August 21, 200917 yr by molestargazer

Fool... the book of the dead brings people back to life... the book of the living kills.

 

I kill you (how convienient) by setting off a psianoic decimator in your medulla oblongata

 

Yes but think about it. If someone is alive and is brought back to life shouldn't that make them dead? Also, I'm reading MY book of the dead.

"Say Hello to my little friend" and proceed to shoot you continuously with a .50 caliber machine gun and proceed to place multiple amounts of C4's in your body and shoot you again until not a single bit of your body is left.

I typed.

You died.

I died.

You suicide.

I suicide.

Your mom

My mom.

You still died.

I stroll up, and notice that all of the opposition have expired and/or committed suicide. Looking up to the sky, I raise my fist into the air, and murmur under my breath: "...boo yah."

I put a frog in your mouth and put bottle caps in your nose, and you die of suffocation.

I come back from the dead as a vexed spirit. I corrupt your soul with the darkness and evil of the dead, murdering you from the inside.

I then proceed to rage, implode and kill anything in range. I then got reborn, get my ecto-vacuum and catch you in it.

You miss and suck yourself into the vacume. I sit back with some popcorn and listen to the rage inside of the vacume.

I raged yet again, melted the ecto vacuum and started a war of Heaven and Hell with Earth as a battlefield, When they asked who started it, I pointed at you. They then start to kill you using their enchanted weapons of destruction.

But the angels of heaven see my incocence in the matter and I join forces with them in annialating you off of the face of the earth, feeding you to the demons of hell.

Until I forged an alliance with Satan, start my own army of demon assassins and proceed to kill you and your angels.

*Whacks Herodez in the head with a baseball bat.*

*Herodez drops dead from the blow.*

 

Well, that was easy.

i kill u

I insert C-4 up your anus.

The holy alliance send out their armies. Soldiers from Mocha, The Peoples Alliance, and The Oak Realm come to arrest you and execute you.

The Reapers harvest all of you.

I set it up and now I rule the hill.

The cycle can't be broken.

>_>. I tempt the reapers with meat in order to kill you.

I kidnapped all the world's raccoon, and blackmail you to kill your allies.

Edited March 29, 201115 yr by Herodez

i kill u

I slam an aluminum can and a diamond repeatedly in your head.

oh something shiny

*shoots Herodez*

my shiny

'Kills you by stuffing you with pork and sugar'