who Got the Balls to off me

Edited August 21, 200917 yr by molestargazer

I kill you with a mouse

i kill u with a pad

I kill you with an iPad

i kill u wiht the supr cool 99

I kill you with a corpse

i kill u with the smell of it

I kill you with the taste of the corpse

i kill u with 10k dead bodys

I kill you with a reanimated corpse

i kill u with lots of dead bodys

I kill you with my zombie army

i kill u with cod black ops

I kill you with COD Modern Warfare 3

i kill u with cod elite

I kill you with the first COD

i kill you with the stoy of the first cod

I kill you with COD 2

i just kill u up and down

i kill ya

I put you in a cryogenic freezer, then take you out 1000 years later in a society in which everyone is a ninja. You go insane because invisible people (because ninjas are invisible) talk to you in a Martian language (because 300 years ago the Martians finally did it), and you get run over by an invisible car going at 600 mph (while flailing around because you're insane) and you die.

Edited March 18, 201214 yr by ZincoX

I put you in a cryogenic freezer, then take you out 1000 years later in a society in which everyone is a ninja. You go insane because invisible people (because ninjas are invisible) talk to you in a Martian language (because 300 years ago the Martians finally did it), and you get run over by an invisible car going at 600 mph (while flailing around because you're insane) and you die.

 

 

you froze my evil twin, so with him out of my way I can focus on killing you. Basically I blow your head with a hammer. A kids plastic hammer.

It doesn't matter that I froze your evil twin because you're already dead, and therefore can't kill me. You see, I'm a police officer. Your evil twin convinced you to rob an armored car (because he's stupid), and he ended up in a gunfight with me. I shot him, but he was wearing a bulletproof vest, so he just flew back into the door of the car. We arrested him and sent him to the freezer, and you were dead at the scene. You see, while your twin was being a man (granted, stupid, but nonetheless a man) and shooting outside the car, you snuck in the back like a coward. When I shot him, he flew back into the door, which you happened to have been peaking out of at the time. The door crushed your neck, and you died.

You forgot that was my Coward Twin. Do I need to make a list of all twins? anyway, I was hiding behind you with a knife, so I just went princess stabitty on you, robbed a car and lived happily ever after in Tihuana

But you have just confessed to murder of the USA's best police officer, and as we all know, the strength range for war doesn't apply IRL, so Tihuana hands you over in fear of being bombed, and the the USA puts you on death row.

i just kill u over and over agian