I jump off a mountain and land on you

i kill u

I kill you first

i kill u

I rig up an orbital laser to kill anyone who says or types the words "I kill u" without first saying abragaranzia.

I hijack your laser and use i against you. And then revert it to its original purpose

I hijack your laser and use i against you. And then revert it to its original purpose

I glue your mouth and nose shut

i kill u

I rip your eye out with a rusty spoon and gauge your eyes out

i kill u

I sacrifice a goat in the name of Satan and he swallows you into a pit of hell

i kill u

I skin you alive with a scalpel, then beat you to death with my fists.

i kill u

You can't, you are dead. I put an bullet in your head for good measure.

I bury you both in a grave and leave you to eat each other

i kill u

I shove a pitchfork through your face.

i kill u

I slit your throat.

I use mustard gas...

I put you in an electric chair on low voltage. You die slowly.

II get an wooden bat like old school , and finish it off with a arrow to the knee.

KILLS YOU WITH..... Dimethiltryptomine.... Probably the best way to die EVER!