My ruler name, BoderlineBacon, takes its inspiration from and unfortunate incident between myself and a curing machine a while ago. The smell was so inviting, I couldn't resist probing my hand in there to grab a piece of juicy bacon. However, the machine didn't want to give up its bacon that easily, I tried to wrestle with it but I was no match and before I knew it the top half of my body was fully inside undergoing the curation process. Luckily, the machine was switched off before I turned full bacon, leaving me only bo[r]derline. This probably isn't true. Also, not being able to change the typo in my name is annoying.