Count Rhinehart

:suicidebastard: What would you do if you were on a life boat in the ocean with 6 other people and you knew one was a cannibal but not which one?

OZ, go Aussies!!!

That's not very nice. At least we know how to handle natural disasters...

Dugongs are an Australian relative of the manatee, they're smaller than manatees but twice as deadly

Wrong blahblahblah?

Whales are harmless, its the dugongs you have to worry about. Those majestic sea cows are deceptively deadly

I would track down Mothra and make them do honourable battle What would you do if you woke up next to stegasaurus?

Scuba divers are pussies, snorkel ftw Why is a mouse when it spins?

Aw man a Harry Potter reference? Just for that you get to die by a thousand cuts

Does your mum count? ooh burn

OR... or what?

How could I forget?

3 fidee Has anyone tasted the Chinese delicacy tiger penis soup?

Does everything have to be about looks? Can we not have simple mutual respect for one another?

I would cheat at poker What is the most embarassing thing a member of the opposite sex has said to you?

I launch a cavalry charge at you, you don't have enough bullets for all of us :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge: :lolcharge:

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Compose a symphony What would you do if you composed a symphony dedicated to someone but then he later turned out to be a douche?

That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked, ask your mother How can people think Family Guy is superior to South Park?

I wait for the acid rain to stop and remove my plastic protective gear, with which I brutally bludgen you to death

The secretion by the adrenal medulla of the catecholamines, epinephrine, and norepinephrine, and by the adrenal cortex of glucocorticoids provides a sympathetic system effect that mobilizes the body for immediate action. Why do I have a sudden craving for rollmops?

Convince the people at Google that I am qualified for a job there What would you do if you were attacked by 17th century pirates on the way to work?

How can we prevent others on this thread from making statements?