Randal the Terrible

I am a movie quoting mother effer! From Snatch: [Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van] Tyrone: I didn't see it there. Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of ****ing peanuts, is it? Tyrone: It was a funny angle. [All three turn and look back at the truck] Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you. From A Few Good Men: Col. Jessep: You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****ing courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely Just a couple of my many favorite quotes!

Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitaatahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically, suddenly he grew a bit aroused in his. Angel Cruz dela Santos is pink when he talks about ladies special hooters because he doesn't like women who are penisless. Suddenly, Rhinehart triumphed except, well, death arouses some sea-cucumbers sooooo...he sold his virginity to pope Nalydmerc. Mexico once won their children in your game, Nutsack, which had instructions from almighty mr Bean explicitly to remove clothing from the body. You ran

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