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Theophilos 76 Matt Miller 16 Bay102174 52 Crusty Juggler 79

I <3 penguins.

Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitaatahu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically, suddenly he grew a bit aroused in his. Angel Cruz dela Santos is pink when he talks about ladies special hooters because he doesn't like women who are penisless. Suddenly, Rhinehart triumphed except, well, death arouses some sea-cucumbers sooooo... he sold his virginity to pope Nalydmerc. Mexico once won their children in your game, Nutsack, which had instructions from almighty mr Bean explicitly to remove clothing from the body. You ran into the bathroom and fell on a pile of poop. Logically, one did not eat curmudgeons with tabasco while twirling your sister, however sometimes obnoxiously masticating cadavers fornicate, refraining from farting in pipes because your mom licks potatoes for capitalist russians intoxicated with fermented cider. Although... Giraffes trespass on holey donuts whilst excreting massive lumps of putrefied and orange flowers. Suddenly Zak started farting loudly, his odor knocked all the monkies off the pole which started a research paper by Björn after he finished giraffes with a jellyfish relish from the dreaded

Colorado: 164 New York: 123 North Dakota: 42 Washington: 166

ABigDeer - 185 Fernando - 107 reign of terror - 96 Theophilos - 66 d3mon - 54 Hertt - 48 MatsuSoul - 21 Imran - 9 AngelCruzdelaSant - 9 Chong a Bong - 8 Doctore - 8 cristoir - 7 Psycogenius - 7 KF2001 - 4 kazecap0ne - 3 Chico - 2 Kaziocore - 2 Commander Shepard - 2 Blaskowicz - 2 ZincoX - 2 eoc90 - 1 Caenwulf - 1 Endirrrr - 1

DKP

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But you have just confessed to murder of the USA's best police officer, and as we all know, the strength range for war doesn't apply IRL, so Tihuana hands you over in fear of being bombed, and the the USA puts you on death row.

Theophilos 75 Matt Miller 18 Bay102174 52 Crusty Juggler 78

Doesn't matter if I win by a second or a mile; the simple fact is: I won.

Nothingness

ABigDeer - 185 Fernando - 106 reign of terror - 96 Theophilos - 66 d3mon - 54 Hertt - 48 MatsuSoul - 21 Imran - 9 AngelCruzdelaSant - 9 Chong a Bong - 8 Doctore - 8 cristoir - 7 Psycogenius - 7 KF2001 - 4 kazecap0ne - 3 Chico - 2 Kaziocore - 2 Commander Shepard - 2 Blaskowicz - 2 eoc90 - 1 Caenwulf - 1 Endirrrr - 1 ZincoX - 1

Colorado: 164 New York: 124 North Dakota: 42 Washington: 165

DKN

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Chuck norris. Do I even need to say that I won?

It doesn't matter that I froze your evil twin because you're already dead, and therefore can't kill me. You see, I'm a police officer. Your evil twin convinced you to rob an armored car (because he's stupid), and he ended up in a gunfight with me. I shot him, but he was wearing a bulletproof vest, so he just flew back into the door of the car. We arrested him and sent him to the freezer, and you were dead at the scene. You see, while your twin was being a man (granted, stupid, but nonetheless a man) and shooting outside the car, you snuck in the back like a coward. When I shot him, he flew back into the door, which you happened to have been peaking out of at the time. The door crushed your neck, and you died.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!!! I win.

Theophilos 74 Matt Miller 19 Bay102174 52 Crusty Juggler 78

I win.

Theophilos 73 Matt Miller 20 Bay102174 52 Crusty Juggler 78

I put you in a cryogenic freezer, then take you out 1000 years later in a society in which everyone is a ninja. You go insane because invisible people (because ninjas are invisible) talk to you in a Martian language (because 300 years ago the Martians finally did it), and you get run over by an invisible car going at 600 mph (while flailing around because you're insane) and you die.

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