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I should hope so! http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt258/ljchang/anigif-1.gif

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Marvin the Martian! "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!" "The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus." "Being disintegrated makes me angry! Very angry, indeed!" "Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them!" "Oh goody! Another Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator! Isn't that lovely? Now we can blow up the Earth!"

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To quote the great Yogi Berra... "This is like deja vu all over again." "You can observe a lot just by watching." "He must have made that before he died." "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early." "If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else." "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." "Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical." "It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much." "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting." "A nickel isn't worth a dime today." "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." "It gets late early out there." "I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four." "If you come to a fork in the road, take it." "You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left." "90% of the putts that are short don't go in." "I made a wrong mistake." "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken." "If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them." "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel." "It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't." "The other teams could make trouble for us if they win." "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." "I didn't really say everything I said."

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pr0n is too easy anyways, I like that ours is not so explicit

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It's not necessarily surgery, there's this type of contact lens called circle lenses that make eyes look big like that. For example, see here: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=122581

http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/09/03/00/21/liquif10.jpg I really like this one a LOT: http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w258/pradit25/MariaTakagi5.jpg

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tick... blade silently appears tock... blade arcs gracefully through the darkness of the still night air tick... moonlight glints wickedly off blade tock... it presses against the back tick... enters flesh tock... rends through muscle, bone and sinew tick... reaches the heart tock... pierces heart tick... bleeding, coughing, gurgling, dying tock... dead

Good ol' Jeff Foxworthy You might be a Redneck if... ...Your wife has ever won money in a lumberjack competition. ...Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. ...You've been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws. ...You and your dog use the same tree. ...Your front porch collapses and 4 dogs git killed. ...Your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan. ...You go to your family reunions looking for a date. ...You have an Elvis Jell-O mold. ...Your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. ...You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." ...You've ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company. ...Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. ...You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. ...Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. ...You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. ...You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..." ...Your family tree does not fork. ...Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. ...A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. ...Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. ...You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. ...You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray. ...Your pickup has a two-tone paint job -- primer red and primer gray. ...You may be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher. ...Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." ...You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. ...You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. ...You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. ...Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!". ...Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. ...You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

Granted, she's not dressed sexily, but she's still so darned cute anyways! http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5744/t1yy9.jpg

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