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dizzyheights

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  1. 9724 bottles of beer on the wall, 9724 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 9723 bottles of beer on the wall.
  2. DSZ
  3. 9726 bottles of beer on the wall, 9726 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 9725 bottles of beer on the wall.
  4. DSW
  5. 9728 bottles of beer on the wall, 9728 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 9727 bottles of beer on the wall.
  6. DSP
  7. Win http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/panicmode.gif
  8. How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem. How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier. A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The instructions on the bottle said: 1. Wet hair 2. Apply shampoo 3. Lather 4. Rinse 5. Repeat
  9. Once upon twice as the cows flew near Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipu island, Professor Oak undressed his dog slowly while singing in the southernmost portion of Antarctica. Building a laser cat, his daughter grew out of green mold called the sacred magical blue crap that smells like phish. This laser could blast Iran into the next dimension of dimensions. It can make a bigger thing tinier than a Gramlins ' brain . So they conspired but Keshav ate Creekynoise and fapped loudly on couches with tassels of FIRE just as Kaido won balls of fire. He decided to punch Axl Rose because metrosexuals love pandas. The Professor suddenly masticated his puppy and groped it's paws romantically, suddenly he grew a bit aroused in his. Angel Cruz dela Santos is pink when he talks about ladies special hooters because he doesn't like women who are penisless. Suddenly, Rhinehart triumphed except, well, death arouses some sea-cucumbers sooooo... he sold his virginity to pope Nalydmerc. Mexico once won their children in your game, Nutsack, which had instructions from almighty mr Bean explicitly to remove clothing from the body. You ran into the bathroom and fell on a pile of poop. Logically, one did not eat curmudgeons with tabasco while twirling your sister, however sometimes obnoxiously masticating cadavers fornicate, refraining from farting in pipes because your mom licks potatoes for capitalist russians intoxicated with fermented cider. Although... Giraffes trespass on holey donuts whilst excreting massive lumps of putrefied and orange flowers. Suddenly Zak started farting loudly, his odor knocked all the monkies off the pole which started a research paper by Björn after he finished giraffes with a jellyfish relish from the dreaded cheese dip. Pistachio! Then someone pooped out a large cupcake made of placenta meat from a female Krogan stripper from the planet Kha'ak. It grew into a magnificent duck monster made out of duck. CaptainSparklez Demogorgon Von Bismark, kaiser and Chancellor of Ponies, he gave gonaherpasyphalaids and shot bremsstrahlung clear out. Pistachio! When a peanut called Canola_Jimmy he answered various hotdogs vivaciously. My 9000 babies automatically didn't kill your Jabberwocky, Jabberwocky don't Jabberwocky. Unfortunately, resolutely skiing chipmunks flabbergasted snow noodles while pistachio! Then someone Oatmealed your cookies while it cartwheeled pistachioly. Suddenly, i drank men through their straws with skin tight jeans, then I flew away. Cabbage! I phoned my daughter Angel to tell provocatively how fabulous her Jimmies rustled. Meanwhile CaptainSparklez, Nfen pooped jellybeans. "Dodecahedrons! Fibbonaci! Tesselations!" screamed maybe perhaps although... what? Sometimes Hulk Hogan is exceedingly handsome and frivolous but Thor likes Hawkeye and stockings. In Candyland, Rihanna drop-kicked a porcupine which landed inside trees and precipitously rambled MARIJUANA GIVES VEGETA AIDS!! The flag eating fetuses PISTACHIO! Angel delight , "Raccoon tails slaughter blowjob giving sharks." Sap goes
  10. DSL
  11. 9734 bottles of beer on the wall, 9734 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 9733 bottles of beer on the wall.
  12. Definitely not so you can rest easy lol http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
  13. WIN! http://www.iron-command.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dancing.gif
  14. 9743 bottles of beer on the wall, 9743 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 9742 bottles of beer on the wall.
  15. DRZ

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