Blade 619

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My sig is a k1ll special reques... but it's rather innacurate now (courtesy of Karma) anyone think they can better it?

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where do cows come from?

I played on world 2 and then later on 25. I had 12 town at one point, then we went to war with someone we really shouldn't have xD

fireworks is better... and like most pieces of software you don't have to pay for it.

be discreet... for example... I'm currently transfering a copy of sibelius 6 I "bought" from my "old" computer. Blatantly hinting at it counts as well. -M

IRON briefly ran a TW outlet... but it only lasted a month or so. TW is a bit ****e tbh...

chlorophyll.

http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0440.jpg

Death by stampeed of russian children.

what is a savant?

One day, you were walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in a vast jungle. you walked for hours and hours and finally you came upon a small cottage. You were very tired, so yo knocked on the door and an old Chineese man answered it. You asked if you could stay the night, and the Chineese guy said you could under one condition: you kept away from his daughter. You figured that this would be easy, because the daughter should be considerably older than you, so you agreed. You went inside, and while the Chineese guy was showing you to your room, you caught a glimpse of his daughter. She was beautiful and young with long hair and sparkling eyes. You got to your room and tried to go to sleep, but your mind kept on focusing on the man's daughter. So, you crept down to her room for a night of romance. You woke up the next morning in your room with a heavy feeling on your chest. you look up, see a massive rock on your chest with a note attached to it. The note said: "Since you have disobeyed my rules, you must feel the wrath of the three worst Chineese tortures". Below it said: "Chineese torture #1: large rock on chest." You figure that if this was the first torture, how bad could the other ones be? So, you heave the rock out of the window. Soon you realize that the rock is attached to a rope. On the rope was a note with a message: "Chineese torture #2: Rope attached to left testicle." You think you would rather break a few bones then be castrated, so you jump out the window after the rock. You look down at the ground and see a message spray-painted on it. It reads: "Chineese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bedpost".

6/10 too much stuff 5/10 needs cleanup, you can't make a comment about someone elses sig if yours is the same.

what could you know?

suffercated with own scrotum.

http://www.beachbeautiful.com/watermarked_...nit8893_525.jpg dynamic sucks

because Earth became worse than hell. where did I leave my brain?

he's 3^PIE years old. Who gets to heaven first, a taxi driver or a nun?

MRSA.

park my car on your head.

cos otherwise it'd just be waste. why don't we use Thorium based reactors?