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Simternity

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  1. Never. When was the last time you fell asleep unwillingly?
  2. Why, neighbor? Why? Also, please verify in thread that your grandpredecessor's slot neighborized me. Yes, this is entirely true. And because I know that Robert is not Mafia, as per my 'role'.
  3. Simternity replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    Poker.
  4. Simternity replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    Bear. I stand a chance against a bear. They can run at speeds of 30 miles per hour if I remember correctly, but I could be wrong. Either way, a shark must chase me in the water. I can't outswim a shark. The bear, of course, may have a faster charging speed than me, but I'm more agile and can dodge around trees and climb things. (Kind of like how my ancestors would avoid the bear's, now that I think of it. So bear. Yes. Bear. Would you rather live with a spouse and 10 kids, or a spouse and 30 cats?
  5. Never, but I did take a bus to Canada once. When was the last time you saw a skyscraper?
  6. I would disagree with the Robert Lynch and say go for Imran, as you said initially.
  7. Simternity is finally here you all. Kaziocore.
  8. Simternity replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    The need to sleep. The average person spends 30% of their life sleeping, so the way I see it, that's decades added to my conscious life. Plus eating after getting really hungry is one of the best feelings ever. I wouldn't want to give that up. Would you rather kill a man and receive $1,000,000,000 in payment, or not kill a man and go $1,000,000,000 in debt?
  9. Simternity replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    Confederacy (weird considering my undisputed yankee status).
  10. 10 forum-wide Mafia advertisements out of 11.
  11. Simternity replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    Star.
  12. I'm game for lynching, too. No idea why or how, I just like lynchings. Probably not Robert though. Let me read the past few days first so that I know who's who.
  13. This is a tough one. I can't think of any decisions I 'truly regretted' at the moment. I did recently accidentally melt a gaming mouse while attempting home repairs. It was this cheap one straight from China. The right mouse button broke and so I decided to try some home repairs. I didn't have any glue, so I resorted to flour and water. I was impatient so, instead of waiting for it to dry, I popped it in the oven and it melted. Anyway, back to a crappy HP mouse for a bit. I'll get a nice mouse again after the holidays (buying presents and all), and I'll get something more expensive that won't break on me when I drop it the first time. When was the last time you unintentionally melted or set fire something?
  14. Simternity replied to a post in a topic in General Spam
    Breading.

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