Daniel Vigrid

I hope you fare well in Mafia, because it seems that I win this topic.

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Right then: I haven't been in contact with Yates because I don't have the ability to add neighbors, and was not neighborized. I don't have the ability to neighborize because... well, I don't. I thought I cleared up my role pretty well earlier. I cannot target anyone because the single ability I have is self-targeting. Therefore, I have not had any contact, with anyone, at all. End of story. Yates has posted a good deal of content. That, by itself, is not an indicator of him being scummy. A few points he brought up are sticking to me, actually: who neighborized you, EM? I've read through the last ten pages, and I don't think you've said a single word about it. Imran, Robert, and Simternity haven't been present for a good deal of time, as well. Although, if Sim is a Scum, it would follow that Yates is, as well. If Robert is a scum, it would implicate Sim, thus implicating Yates. But -- and here's my point -- I haven't seen much that implicates either Sim or Robert, and I'm not entirely conclusive about the evidence on Yates. Imran hasn't spoken up much. His only action was to vote against Yates, hopping on in the latter end of a wagon, and his replies to any suspicion towards him rarely spanned a full sentence. Vote: Imran Ehsan If anyone -- including himself -- can vouch for him, I will retract my vote.

It looks like El King has been reduced to el burro.

Champion of loss, I'm afraid.

Juno. A submarine not surfacing for an entire year is more than a bit dangerous. That, combined with claustrophobia, rules out subs for me. Assuming I cannot get a job in Juno, I'd rely on the monthly stipend you get for living in Alaska, combined with a lot of dumpster diving. I'd definitely feel like taking a shower within a week, though. Would you rather be chased by a bear, or chased by a shark?

Right... this vote's a bit tough. Not everyone on the board has posted recently, so I'll abstain for now. As for my claim: I'm the Headless Horseman. I'm basically a Vanilla Townie with one-shot night protection. Not sure if Chaplain announced the claim prior, but yeah, I don't think there are any roles dedicated to specifically protecting yourself.

Every time I scratch an itch I am technically destroying an uncountable number of microbial lifeforms. So I'd say, about ten minutes ago. When was the last time you truly regretted a decision you've made?

Seamus

What, me? I've never broken the law but I did end up littering recently! When was the last time you played a good old fashioned pen-and-paper role playing game?

Stalin. Because in 99.9% of cases, time travelling Hitler assassinations fail. Would you rather give up the need to eat, or the need to sleep?

Baroque, jazz, alternative rock, and heavy metal. Any further excursions tend to fall into "guilty pleasure" territory.

Ha! As if I've ever been healthy. Show me the money. Would you rather have glass bones, or paper skin?

Few days ago. I have a feeling it's not going to last long, after my tremendous textual bungling. When was the last time you were completely relaxed?

What is victory? What is loss? Can it truly be decided by the arbitrary position of a post in a thread? Of course it can, because I've won.

Ball

I haven't heard of you, mate. 2 out of 10. Would not bang.

V

II I come to combat this menace!

http://youtu.be/oMRZp7cp79g

Swimming

Never a formal pissing contest, but one time, when I was out in the wilderness with a few buddies, I decided to see how far I could make it go. I think it was five feet. No one was around, it was just me pissing about (sorry for the pun). When was the last time you've been seriously injured?

Trope.

I'm still in the game. Just confused as to who I should vote for. @Yates, while I am a bit skeptical of iSoc at this point, I also have an active one-shot. Although it's not really a "role".

A man walks into a bar and he says, "Ouch."